Airplane! (1980)

Barbara Billingsley: Jive Lady

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Quotes 

• Randy : Can I get you something?

  Second Jive Dude : 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!

  [Subtitle: I ATE SOMETHING THAT IS MAKING MY INSIDES CRAMP UP] 

  Randy : I'm sorry, I don't understand.

  First Jive Dude : Cutter say 'e can't HANG!

  [Subtitle: MY BUDDY HERE SAYS HE CAN'T TAKE THIS FOR MUCH LONGER] 

  Jive Lady : Oh, stewardess! I speak jive.

  Randy : Oh, good.

  Jive Lady : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

  Randy : All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?

  Jive Lady : [to the Second Jive Dude]  Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side.

  [Subtitle: JUST BE PATIENT MY FRIEND. SHE'S GOING TO BRING SOMETHING ON HER WAY BACK TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER] 

  Second Jive Dude : What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

  [Subtitle: MA'AM, I'M NOT STUPID. I UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE JUST SAID] 

  Jive Lady : Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!

  [Subtitle: GIVE ME A BREAK! IF YOU DON'T WANT HELP, I WON'T HELP YOU!] 

  First Jive Dude : Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!

  Jive Lady : Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.

  [Subtitle: NEVER MIND. YOU'RE STUPID, ANYWAY. GOLLY!]