Smokey and the Bandit II (1980)

Jackie Gleason: Sheriff Buford T. Justice, Gaylord Justice, Reginald Van Justice

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Quotes 

• Junior : Daddy, look at that big ugly alligator.

  Buford T. Justice : That reminds me; I gotta call yo' mama tonight.

  Junior : You know, Daddy, I like this place. All the 'gators and snakes and stuff. Why don't we move down here?

  Buford T. Justice : Why don't YOU move down here?

  Junior : Oh no, Daddy, I ain't NEVER leavin' home. That's a promise.

  Buford T. Justice : Don't you ever, EVER threaten yo' daddy like that again!

• Buford T. Justice : Ya know if Junior is able to get up in the morning, tie his shoelaces and take a pee, I'm not proud. I'm amazed.

• Buford T. Justice : [Leaning against his car with his gun pointed at Bandit]  Well as you can see Bandit, I've got my piece in my hand.

  'Bandit' : You've got your WHAT in your hand?

• Buford T. Justice : Junior! Why didn't you have your gun loaded?

  Junior : When I put bullets in it, Daddy, it gets too heavy.

• Buford T. Justice : Let me tell ya somethin', Junior. If you ever embarrass me like that again, I'm gonna get an ax, and you're never gonna have to open your fly again.

• Junior : You know, Daddy, I don't think the Bandit's really bad. I think the trouble is he just got in with real bad company.

  Buford T. Justice : Bad company? Let me tell ya somethin', Junior. When you raid a cathouse, you take the piano player too.

• [last lines] 

  Buford T. Justice : [still pursuing, in a Bus]  You're not getting away from me Bandit! I'll chase you in hot-pursuit to the ends of the earth! You Sumbitch!

• Junior : Daddy, I got to pee-pee.

  Buford T. Justice : Swallow it. I'm busy!

• 'Bandit' : Hi, Buford!

  Buford T. Justice : Hello, you handsome sombitch!

• [Justice has just caused a rollercoaster to collapse] 

  Fairground Owner : Sir! I'm the owner of this, of, of... of this mess.

  Buford T. Justice : What are you tryin' to tell me? I'm in hot pursuit.

  Fairground Owner : I would like to say just... one thing... We're closed!

  Buford T. Justice : Get in the car, Junior. We're surrounded by a mental case.

• Buford T. Justice : [Sheriff Justice's car got hit by Cledus' truck]  Are you alright, Junior?

  Junior : Yeah.

  Buford T. Justice : You would be, you shit!

• Buford T. Justice : Now I'm gonna go home and kick yo' momma in the butt.

• Buford T. Justice : Well, I've said it before and I'm going to say it again... There ain't no way, no way, that you could come from my loins.

• Buford T. Justice : I got 'em boxed in like a turtle's pecker.

• Buford T. Justice : [Bandit takes off from between two semi trucks]  It's the Bandit!

  Buford T. Justice : [Repeatedly honks the car horn at the semi in front of him]  Hey you big piece o' turkey dump! Get that mess the hell outta there!

  Joe Klecko : [Peers out of the semi cab]  Talking to me?

  Buford T. Justice : Yes, I'm talkin' to you!

  Joe Klecko : Alright, I'll see if I can get it in gear.

  [Put's the truck in reverse and proceeds to push Sheriff Justice's car backwards]