The Great Muppet Caper (1981)

Charles Grodin: Nicky Holiday

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• Nicky Holiday : Miss Piggy... You're a very different looking woman. I'm so tired of the same type, those tall thin creatures with the long legs, the aquiline noses, the teeth like pearls, soft skin...

  Miss Piggy : Yeah, well, I can see where that might make you sick to your stomach.

• Lady Holiday : Give Stanley a tip, Nicky.

  Nicky Holiday : For complimenting you on your necklace?

  Lady Holiday : No, because it's customary.

  Nicky Holiday : I haven't any change.

  Lady Holiday : Then give him something bigger.

  Nicky Holiday : *Bigger*? I left my wallet at home.

  Lady Holiday : You left your wallet in college.

• Kermit : But... Nicky, why are you doing this?

  Nicky Holiday : Why am I doing this? Because I'm a villain. It's pure and simple.

• Lady Holiday : I have grave doubts about wearing these jewels. I feel as if thieves are breathing down my neck.

  Nicky Holiday : [breathing down her neck]  Thieves aren't breathing down your neck.

• Nicky Holiday : [Lady Holiday's necklace has just been stolen]  What do you want me to do? I just spilled ketchup all over my cummerbund.

• Lady Holiday : Nicky, that's my new secretary dancing out there.

  Nicky Holiday : Which one?

  Lady Holiday : The pig.