Neighbors (1981)

Cathy Moriarty: Ramona

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Quotes 

• Ramona : He tried to pork me.

  Earl Keese : Pork you? What?

  Ramona : You know you did.

  Earl Keese : I swear, I never touched her.

  Ramona : Well, I wasn't born with your hand in my bush.

  Earl Keese : Enid... help me.

• Ramona : I was real friendly with a boy named Earl once - well, twice really.

• Ramona : Now, I'm just going to go under the covers and take a little inventory. Promise you won't go away.

  Earl Keese : You're really wonderful!

  Ramona : That's what I've been trying to tell you. Is it so hard having your fantasies come to life?

• Ramona : God, does it always shrivel up like that when you shower?

• Ramona : I don't care about your weight or your false teeth.

  Earl Keese : I haven't got false teeth!

  Ramona : I'm sorry, I guess they just look false.

• Ramona : You should have slipped it through the mail slot while you had the chance, Earl.

• Ramona : What are you so nervous about, Earl? Afraid Vic will think you're up here... chewin' me?