Remington Steele (1982–1987)
Pierce Brosnan: Remington Steele, Ben Pearson
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Quotes
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Kessler : Who are you?
Remington Steele : Just a happy go lucky tourist out to see a bit of the world.
Neff : Is that why you've got five passports, from five different countries, in five different names?
Remington Steele : Kept trying for a good picture.
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Remington Steele : Irresponsibility isn't a sickness - it's an art.
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Laura Holt : What are you doing?
Remington Steele : I'll tell you what I'm *not* doing! I'm not driving in circles trying to elude people I don't know, who want to kill a nice little nebbish, for reasons I don't even understand. I'm also not about to sit in that car while Sheldon looks at me like I'm Babe Ruth and George Washington all rolled into...
[into phone]
Remington Steele : ... yes, information? I'd like the number of the Central Intelligence Agency... No, that is not a residence.
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Laura Holt : [to Steele] I'm a Peppler, he's a Peppler, she's a Peppler, we're a Peppler, they're a Peppler, wouldn't you like to be a Peppler too?
Laura Holt : [Steele gives her a look] Come on! Where's your sense of humor?
Remington Steele : [referring to his colorful golf pants] I'm wearing it.
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[Izzy is dying]
Izzy Webster : Toodle-loo.
Laura Holt : Toodle-loo?
Steele : That's what I call shuffling off with class.
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Laura Holt : Now all we need is the third man.
Remington Steele : Well, if it isn't Orson Welles, I can't be of any immediate help.
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Remington Steele : Atomic man is wanted for murder.
Remington Steele : Really, I didn't realize the penalty for bad acting was that stiff in this country.
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Remington Steele : [while drunk] I rather enjoyed being a Peppler. Shame about the divorce, they were so good together, those two.
Laura Holt : They are, aren't they?
Remington Steele : Yes...
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Remington Steele : A killer caught by a lousy television show and a rotten commercial. There's some thing poetic about that.
