The A-Team (1983–1987)

Dirk Benedict: Templeton 'Faceman' Peck

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Quotes 

• [Murdoch is looking sad] 

  Hannibal : What's the matter, Captain?

  Murdock : Something horrible.

  Face : What's the matter? Billy get hit by a car.

  Murdock : WORSE.

  [gives Hannibal his hospital release] 

  Murdock : I've been thrown out. Cast out...

  Hannibal : You've been found sane?

  Murdock : You got it.

• Face : [the team's plane is starting to malfunction]  Uh, Murdock, what's going to happen?

  Murdock : Looks like we're going to crash.'

  Face : No, what's *really* going to happen?

  Murdock : Looks like we're going to crash and die.

• Hannibal : [the team has been captured by a cult]  Hey, Face, what do think these guys are wearing under their skirts?

  Face : Uh, I don't know.

  [to closest Cult Member] 

  Face : Half slip?

  [gets hit in gut with a rifle butt] 

  Face : Ohh!

  Hannibal : [to closest cult member]  Garter belt?

  [gets hit in the gut with a rifle butt] 

  Hannibal : Arrgh!

  B.A. Baracus : I think you guys wear panty hose!

  [gets hit. Doesn't react] 

• Face : In no time, he'll be running around like a Mexican Jack Rabbit. One that just got out of therapy.

• diner owner : Would you like some coffee?

  Face : Yes that'd be very nice.

  diner owner : How would you like it?

  B.A. Baracus : In a cup, fool!

• [Face, B.A., and Murdoch are squeezed into the back seat of a car] 

  Murdock : There isn't room for four of us?

  B.A. Baracus : What? What do you mean four, sucker?

  [grabs him] 

  B.A. Baracus : There's three of us, you fool!

  Face : Better say three, Murdock, or he's going to bounce you down the hyphenated line.