Kate Capshaw: Willie Scott
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Quotes
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Short Round : Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing!
Indiana Jones : Short Round, step on it.
Short Round : Okey dokey, Dr. Jones.
[turns his cap around]
Short Round : Hold on to your potatoes!
Willie : For crying out loud, there's a *kid* driving the car!
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Willie : You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!
Indiana Jones : Maybe. But not today.
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Indiana Jones : Wear your jewels to bed Princess?
Willie : Yeah... and nothing else. Shock you?
Indiana Jones : Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.
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Indiana Jones : Willie, Willie, Willie. What kind of a name is that? Is it short for something?
Willie : Willie is my professional name, Indiana.
Short Round : Hey, lady! You call him Dr. Jones!
Indiana Jones : *My* professional name.
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Willie : I hate the water... and I hate being wet... and I hate YOU!
Indiana Jones : GOOD!
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[cutting between Indiana and Willie's rooms]
Indiana Jones : "Palace slave"...
Willie : "Nocturnal activities"...
Indiana Jones : *I'm* a conceited ape?
Willie : "I'll tell you in the morning"...
Indiana Jones : I can't believe this.
Willie : He's not coming.
Indiana Jones : She's not coming.
[pause]
Indiana Jones : I can't believe I'm not going.
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Willie : THAT'S the maharaja? A *kid*?
Short Round : Maybe he likes *older* women.
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[as Indiana Jones drinks his martini, Lao Che's henchmen laugh as he holds up a vial]
Willie : What's that?
Lao Che : Antidote.
Indiana Jones : To what?
Lao Che : [matter-of-factly] The poison you just drank.
[laughs aloud]
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Indiana Jones : [trapped on a rope bridge] Shorty!
[Indy shouts to Shorty in Chinese. Short Round, wide-eyed, nods and wraps a rope around his arm]
Short Round : Hang on lady, we going for a ride!
[Indy raises his sword, and Willie realizes]
Willie : Oh my god! Oh my God... Oh my God... Oh my God!
[wraps a rope around her arm]
Willie : Is he nuts?
Short Round : He no nuts. He's crazy!
Indiana Jones : Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali... in hell!
[starts to cut the bridge with his sword]
Mola Ram : NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! YOU FOOL!
[the rope bridge falls apart, sending Thugs to their deaths in the crocodile-infested river below]
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Indiana Jones : [groping desperately down Willie's dress] Where's the antidote?
Willie : Oh, listen, I just met you! Oh, I'm not that kind of girl...
Short Round : Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We've got company.
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[after getting dumped into a pond]
Willie : [crying] I was happy in Shanghai! I had a little house, and a garden! My friends were rich, we went to parties all the time in limousines! I *hate* being outside!
[Willie angrily splashes the water]
Willie : [gasps] I'm a singer! I could lose my voice!
Indiana Jones : I think we'll camp here tonight.
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Willie : Why, you conceited ape. I'm not that easy.
Indiana Jones : I'm not that easy either. The trouble with you is, Willie, you're too used to getting your own way.
Willie : And you're just too proud to admit that you're crazy about me, Dr Jones!
Indiana Jones : If you want me, Willie, you know where you can find me.
Willie : Five minutes. You'll be back over here in five minutes.
Indiana Jones : I'll be asleep in five minutes.
Willie : Five. You know it and I know it.
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Willie : There are two dead people in here!
Indiana Jones : There's gonna be two dead people in here! Hurry!
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[last lines]
Indiana Jones : Anything can happen. It's a long way to Delhi.
Willie : No, thanks. No more adventures with you, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones : Sweetheart, after all the fun we've had together?
Willie : If you think I'm going to Delhi with you, or anyplace else after all the trouble you've gotten me into, think again, buster! I'm going home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits! This is NOT my idea of a swell time!
[to native]
Willie : Excuse me, sir. I need a guide to Delhi. If you could...
[Indy snaps his whip around Willie's waist and pulls her back]
Willie : Oh...
Short Round : Very funny. Very funny.
[Indy and Willie start to kiss]
Short Round : Uh-oh!
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Willie : Aren't you gonna introduce us?
Lao Che : This is Willie Scott; this is Indiana Jones, a famous archaeologist.
Willie : Well I always thought that archaeologists were always funny little men searching for their mommies.
Indiana Jones : Mummies.
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Willie : Ooh, what big birds!
Indiana Jones : Those aren't big birds, sweetheart! They're giant vampire bats!
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Indiana Jones : We're in trouble!
Willie : Trouble? What kind of trouble?
Indiana Jones : It's a long story. Better hurry up or you won't get to hear it.
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[Indy places his hands on the bosom of a statue]
Willie : I'm right *here*!
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Willie : Oh, no. Oh, no. Mister! Oh, mister, wake up, please.
Short Round : You call him Dr. Jones, doll.
Willie : Okay. Dr Jones. Dr. Jones. Oh, wake up, please.
Indiana Jones : Are we there already? Good.
Willie : No. No one's flying the plane! They've all gone. You know how to fly, don't you?
Indiana Jones : No. Do you? How hard can it be?
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Indiana Jones : [after the palace dinner] I've got something for you.
Willie : There's nothing you have that I could possibly want.
Indiana Jones : Right.
[turns is back on Willie, takes a bite from an apple, Willie runs over and begins to devour the fruit]
Willie : Oh! Mmm! Mmm! Oh, you're a very nice man. Maybe you could be my palace slave.
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Indiana Jones : [after Willie loses Indy's gun] Where's my gun? WHERE'S MY GUN?
Willie : I burned by fingers and I cracked a nail!
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Willie : [being lowered over a sacrificial pit] I'm not going to have anything nice to say about this place when I get back!
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Willie : We're not sinking, we're CRASHIIINNNNNG!
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Willie : So what are you supposed to be, a lion tamer?
Indiana Jones : I'm allowing you to tag along. So why don't you give your mouth a rest. Okay doll?
Willie : What do you mean "tag along"? Ever since you got into my club, you haven't been able to take your eyes off of me.
Indiana Jones : Oh, yeah?
[tugs his hat down over his eyes, and falls asleep]
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Willie : You know how to fly, don't you?
Indiana Jones : Um, no. Do you?
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Willie : Give me your hat.
Short Round : [takes his cap off] Why?
Willie : [taking the cap] Because I'm gonna puke in it!
[Short Round quickly tugs the cap off her]
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Indiana Jones : We weren't brought here. Our plane crashed.
Willie : [nodding and smiling] It crashed.
Shaman of Maypore : [laughing] No, no, no. We prayed to Shiva to help us find the stone. It was Shiva who made you fall from sky. So you will go to Pankot Palace... and find Shivalinga... and bring back to us. Bring back to us. Bring back to us.
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[cutting between Indiana and Willie's rooms]
Willie : [looks at her clock] Five minutes...
Indiana Jones : [looks at his] Four and a half...
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Chattar Lal : Dr. Jones, the eminent archaeologist?
Willie : Hard to believe, isn't it?
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Willie : Indiana Jones, this is one night you'll never forget. This is the night I slipped right through your fingers. Sleep tight and pleasant dreams. I could've been your greatest adventure.
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Indiana Jones : [meeting on the floor] The antidote!
Willie : Where's the diamond?
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Willie : I can't go to Pankot! I'm a *singer*!
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Willie : [about the Sankara Stone] You could have kept it.
Indiana Jones : Nah, it would of just been another rock collecting dust.
Willie : Yeah, but it would have given you your fortune and glory.
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Willie : Indy! For god's sake, help me! What's the matter with you?
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Indiana Jones : [on the rope bridge] Let her go, Mola Ram!
Mola Ram : You are in a position unsuitable to give orders.
Willie : Watch your back!
[Indy pulls out his duffle bag filled with the three Sankara stones]
Indiana Jones : You want the stones? Let 'em go!
[Willie smirks at Mola Ram]
Indiana Jones : [screams] LET HER GO!
Mola Ram : [laughs] Drop them, Dr. Jones! They will be found! YOU WON'T!
[laughs again, then yells in Hindi]
Short Round : Indy!
Willie : Behind you!
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Willie : [while Indy is fighting the Chief Guard] Go, Indy!
[in the background, Short Round can be seen fighting the possessed Maharaja]
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Webber : Ah, Dr. Jones. I'm Earl Webber. I spoke with your assistant and managed to secure three seats, but there might be a slight inconvenience as you will be riding on a cargo full of live poultry.
Willie : Is he kidding?
Webber : Madam, it's the best I could do on such short notice!
[recognizes Willie]
Webber : Heavens, aren't you Willie Scott, the famous American female vocalist?
[Willie, Short Round, and Indy board airplane]
Indiana Jones : [shakes hands with Webber] I owe you a gin.
[laughs as he spots Lao Che arrive too late to stop him]
Indiana Jones : Nice try, Lao Che!
[Indiana slams plane door which says "LAO CHE AIR FREIGHT"]
Lao Che : Goodbye, Dr. Jones.
[he and his lackey laugh malevolently]
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Willie : Dr. Jones, I'd be safer sleeping with a snake.
[snake literally slithers on her]
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Willie : I think the Maharajah is swimming in loot. Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea coming here after all.
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Willie : Magic rocks? My grandpa was a magician. He spent his entire life with a rabbit in his pocket and pigeons up his sleeves. He made a lot of children happy and died a very poor man. Magic rocks? Fortune and glory? Sweet dreams, Dr. Jones.
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Willie : I bet I get all dirty again.
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Willie : Indy, now let's get outta here.
Indiana Jones : Right. *All* of us.
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Willie : Oh, there's slime inside! I can't do it.
Indiana Jones : You can do it. Feel inside.
Willie : Okay. You feel inside!
Indiana Jones : Do it - now!
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Merchant #2 : Ah! Snake surprise.
Willie : What's the surprise?
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Willie : So, as a scientist, do you do a lot of research?
Indiana Jones : Always.
Willie : And what sort of research would you do on me?
Indiana Jones : Nocturnal activities.
Willie : You mean like what sort of cream I put on my face at night? What position I like to sleep in?
Indiana Jones : Mating customs.
Willie : Love rituals?
Indiana Jones : Primitive - sexual - practices.
Willie : So you're an authority in that area?
Indiana Jones : Years of fieldwork.
[kiss]
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Willie : This place is completely surrounded. This entire place is crawling with living things.
Indiana Jones : That's why they call it the jungle, sweetheart.
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Willie : Indiana Jones! This is one night you'll never forget! This is the night *I* slipped right through your fingers. Sleep tight! And pleasant dreams. I could've been your greatest adventure.
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Willie : I don't blame you for being sore at me. I can be hard to handle.
Indiana Jones : I've had worse.
Willie : But you'll never have better.
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Willie : [Indy rushes in her room] Oh, Indy. Oh, be gentle with me. Be gentle with me.
[Indy frantically searching in Willie's room]
Willie : I'm here.
Indiana Jones : There's nobody here.
Willie : No, *I'm* here.
