Sixteen Candles (1984)

Edward Andrews: Howard

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Quotes 

• Randy : [talking on the phone with Samantha]  I was going to tell you something, but, maybe I shouldn't. It's pretty bad.

  Samantha : You may as well. Nothing could shock me anymore.

  Randy : Last night at the dance, my little brother paid a buck to see your underwear.

  Samantha : [screams]  Aaaaaaaahhh!

  Howard : [Her grandparents downstairs are startled by the scream]  Geez! I hate that rock 'n' roll rubbish!

  Grandpa Fred : Well, I'm afraid it's here to stay, Howie.

• [ring-ring, no one answers the phone...] 

  Jake : [as he hangs up]  Ahh, eat me.

  Howard : Who was it? Well what did they want?

  Dorothy Baker : [shocked]  Sex.

• [on the phone with the police] 

  Howard : What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... Hmm? No, he's not retarded.

• Howard : Dong. Where is my automobile?

  Long Duk Dong : Oto-mo-biiile?

  [laughing] 

  Long Duk Dong : [Imitating race car. Imitating crash]  Lake. Big Lake.

  Dorothy Baker : Why, you little scuzzbag!

  [She kicks Dong in the groin] 

• Jake : Yes, hello, sir, um...

  Howard : Are you the little bugger that's been calling up here all night and then hanging up?

  Jake : Would it be possible for you to tell me if there is a Samantha Baker there, and if so, sir, may I converse with her briefly?

  Howard : Yes it is, and NO you may not.

  Jake : Might I leave a message, sir?

  Howard : [to Grandma Baker]  He wants to leave a message for Sam.

• Grandpa Fred : Hey Howard, there's your Chinaman.

  Howard : Thanks, Fred.