The Goonies (1985)

Kerri Green: Andy

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Quotes 

• Andy : I can't tell... if it's an "A sharp" or if it's a "B flat"!

  Mikey : Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all "B flat!"

• Richard 'Data' Wang : Hey I've got a great idea you guys! Slick shoes!

  Mikey , Mouth : [together]  Slick shoes? ARE YOU CRAZY?

  Andy : DATA!

  Francis Fratelli : [Jake tries to push Francis over the log]  DON'T PUSH JAKE!

  Jake Fratelli : I'm not pushing Francis now hurry up!

  [Francis slips and falls on his crotch] 

  Mama Fratelli : Francis sweetheart are you okay?

  Francis Fratelli : [High pitched voice]  NOOOOOOO!

• Andy : Brand... What happened to your braces?

  Brandon Walsh : Braces? I don't wear braces, Mikey wears bra... Mikey! That little...

  Andy : Shhh!

  [Andy kisses Brand again] 

• Andy : Watch this.

  [Data's father takes a camera out of his jacket and proceeds to take a picture but the film falls out. Andy starts laughing] 

  Andy : He's just like his father.

  Data : [in Chinese]  That's okay daddy. You can't hug a photograph.

  Mr. Wang : [in Chinese]  You are my greatest invention.

• Stef : OK, you kissed. Now tell.

  Andy : There's something weird.

  Stef : What? What is it?

  Andy : Does Brand wear braces?

  [Stef bursts into laughter] 

  Andy : Why are you laughing? Stef, it was beautiful.

  Stef : Next time you kiss him, do it with your eyes open. It's a whole different experience.

• Andy : [Watching Brand]  Brand is being so sweet to me.

  Stef : Oh come on, come on! Where are you? You're in the clouds and we are in a basement!

• Stef : [to her parents]  I lost my glasses.

  Andy : [to her parents]  Can I take piano lessons?

• Andy : [hysterically]  I should've let him look at my body! Don't I have a beautiful body? Don't I have a beautiful body?

  Brandon Walsh : You've got a great body.

  Andy : How many more years do I have before I get all fat? Before my hair falls out? Before I look... like him?

  [the Goonies stumble upon Chester Copperpot's skeleton] 

  Andy : [screams]  AAAAAHHHH!

• Andy : Do you think there's really any treasure here?

  Mikey : Andy this whole ship is a treasure.

• Mikey : Let's...

  Andy : -get out of...

  Richard 'Data' Wang : -here!

  Stef : Like now!

• Andy : [Motions at Brand with eyes] 

  Brandon Walsh : What are you? Crazy? They're here.

  Andy : [hysterically]  They're here, they're here, they're here, they're here.

  [Brand covers Andy's mouth] 

  Jake Fratelli : [whispering]  There they are. Right there.

  Brandon Walsh : [shouting to the others]  It's the Fratellies. This way. Come on we've got to move! Let's go you guys. Don't fall behind. Let's move.

• Andy : I hit the wrong note. I'm not Liberace you know!

• Data : [after a camera pops out of Mr. Wang's waist]  That's great dad!

  Andy : He's just like his father!

  [the film falls out of the camera] 

  Data : [In Chinese]  That's okay daddy! You can't hug a photograph.

  Mr. Wang : [In Chinese]  You are my greatest invention.

  [Hugs Data] 

• Andy : [after kissing Mikey, thinking he was Brand]  You know, you're a great little kid... uh, person. And you know, you keep kissing girls the way you do, the parts of you don't work so good, they're gonna catch up to the ones that do.

• [Data activates a machine, which prints out paper of money] 

  Data : Fifty-dollar bills. Fifty-dollar hills? FIFTY DOLLAR BILLS?

  Stef , Andy : Did he say fifty-dollar bills?

  Data : Guys! There's hundreds of fifty-dollar bills! We have the money to save the Goon Docks!

  [the kids gather around in excitement until Brandon takes a closer look at the money] 

  Brandon Walsh : QUIET!

  [they do so] 

  Brandon Walsh : They're fake. They're bogus. They're phony bills!

  Data : No!

  Mikey : I knew these people were from the ozone!

  Andy : You get 25 years for counterfeiting!

  Chunk : AW!