Jason Lively: Rusty Griswold
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[in Germany, Clark peers down at a village in the hills and tears come to his eyes]
Clark Griswold : There it is, kids. My motherland.
Rusty Griswold : Dad, Grandma's from Chicago.
Clark Griswold : Shut up, Russ.
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Hotel Manager : [Speaking very quickly in a heavy English accent] No, no. You're scuppered, mate. It's all gone reels and cotton. This place is full of macaroons. Of course I could get on the dog and bone and call my friend, Jim the Spiv down White Chapel way.
[Clark is unable to understand what the Hotel Manager is saying, so he begins using a handheld translation device]
Rusty Griswold : Dad, he's speaking English.
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Rusty Griswold : [watching the romantic couple make out at the table] Dad he's grabbing her tits right there at the table!
Clark Griswold : Just eat your breakfast, Russ.
Rusty Griswold : [Rusty still watching the couple] ... Dad, I think he's gonna pork her.
Clark Griswold : He's not gonna pork her, Russ.
Rusty Griswold : I think he's gonna.
Clark Griswold : He may pork her, finish your breakfast.
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Rusty Griswold : Oink oink, my good man!
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Rusty Griswold : [after Audrey collapses on a French museums steps] Great, are you happy now Dad? She's dead!
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Claudia : Those bells haven't rung in years.
Rusty Griswold : What do they mean?
Claudia : They're going to hang someone!
Rusty Griswold : [thinks for a moment, then] DAD!
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Rusty Griswold : [while looking at Stonehenge] What the Hell is this?
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Rusty Griswold : Who was it that said when in Rome do as the Romans do?
Clark Griswold : That was Rome not Paris. This is Paris and you're drunk.
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[In England, Rusty sees a young man with a punk Mohawk haircut]
Rusty Griswold : That's it! That's it! That's the way I want my haircut, Dad!
Clark Griswold : Rusty, you don't want to look like a rooster do you?
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Rusty Griswold : [comes in the room while Clark is brushing his teeth in a bowl] ... Hey, Dad, look. Bed pans!
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Clark Griswold : There's the Left Bank, kids. Russ, I bet you can't guess what bank is on the right.
Rusty Griswold : The Bank of America.
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[Rusty and his California Girl join the rest of the family as they chase Ellen's kidnapper]
Clark Griswold : Get in.
Rusty Griswold : What Happened?
Audrey Griswold : Oh, not much. Mom's been kidnapped.
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[last lines]
Rusty Griswold : ...Yep, the Griswolds are back.
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[In Germany, Clark is looking for their relatives house]
Clark Griswold : What are we looking for?
Audrey Griswold : Sechs, Dad.
[Pronounces it as "Sex"]
Clark Griswold : That'll do Audrey.
Rusty Griswold : Dad, that's German for six.
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Rusty Griswold : [Rusty makes out with a German woman who takes off her shirt in front of Rusty] Oh Shit!
