Wise Guys (1986)

Danny DeVito: Harry Valentini

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Quotes 

• Harry Valentini : Thank you Mr. Acavano!

• Harry Valentini : [in the bathroom at the racetrack]  Golden brown Knishes. Mmmmmmm. Can you smell 'em Moe, huh? Can you? Can you smell 'em?

  Moe Dickstein : [a toilet flushes]  It's the guy in the next stall Harry!

• Santo Ravallo : Hey Harry, what happened to your face?

  Harry Valentini : What, this? This happens to be a tropical tan.

  Santo Ravallo : Oh really? I thought it was hepatitis.

  [laughs from crowd] 

  Santo Ravallo : So you really went to Puerto Rico, huh?

  Harry Valentini : Jamaica! We don't go to Puerto Rico anymore, it's passe.

  Santo Ravallo : You went too Moe? You look a little pale.

  Moe Dickstein : Yeah, well... you know. I'm not the sun worshipper that Harry is. I saw a lot of "indoor" activity, if you know what I mean.

  Santo Ravallo : Oh yeah? Doin' what? Watchin' TV?

  [laughs again from crowd] 

• Harry Valentini : It's all part of the grand design!

• Harry Valentini : [after nearly being killed by the booby-trapped car]  I hate this fucking job!

• Harry Valentini : Hey Frank, I heard you just bought your son a 10 speed bike. What a great father you are, that's really nice.

  Frank "The Fixer" Acavano : Later Dickead, don't forget!

  Moe Dickstein : It's DickSTEIN!

• Harry Valentini : Watch out for the sign!

  Moe Dickstein : [sarcastic]  What sign?

  [Moe deliberately crashes The Fixer's car through a billboard along the side of the road]