Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy, Norman Jablonsky, Prince Paco, Self
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Quotes
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Al : [Marcy has appeared at the Bundy's door with a raw chicken] Congratulations, Marcy. I didn't even know you were expecting.
Marcy : [walking past Al] Peggy, my oven is on the blink. Can I use yours to warm my giblets?
Al : [to Jefferson] I thought that was your job.
Jefferson : No, my job is to stuff the bird every night.
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Jefferson : Can I stay here a while? I don't want Marcy to know I'm not at the Unemployment Anonymous meeting.
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[Marcy has forced Jefferson to go to a men's sensitivity training session]
Al : Jefferson! Good, you're right on time. The Three Stooges marathon is about to start.
Jefferson : [monotone] The Three Stooges are not funny. You know who I think is funny? That Elaine Boozler is funny.
Al : Oh my God! Those women have brainwashed him. We'll have to deprogram him!
[holds up two fingers]
Al : Quick, how many fingers am I holding up?
[pokes Jefferson in the eyes]
Jefferson : Whoa, thanks Al. They almost had me that time.
