Can't Buy Me Love (1987)

Seth Green: Chuckie Miller

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Quotes 

• Ronald Miller : I'm going to a party. John Richmond's, with Cindi Mancini.

  Chuckie Miller : Cindi Mancini? Senior, captain of the cheerleaders, most beautiful girl in the history of this county?

  Ronald Miller : That's her. Well, I'm late, gotta bolt.

  Chuckie Miller : Bolt? Something stinks in suburbia.

• Chuckie Miller : You nuked my brother.

  Cindy Mancini : What?

  Chuckie Miller : You took him from "geek" status to "king" status to no status.

  Cindy Mancini : Chuckie Miller, right? He resorted to sending his messenger boy?

  Chuckie Miller : Boy? I see no boy here.

  [Cindy puts powder on his face] 

  Chuckie Miller : You think you shut me up?

  Cindy Mancini : I didn't? Well, let me try again.

  [attempts to put lipstick on Chuckie] 

  Chuckie Miller : [leaves] 

  [says to his friends] 

  Chuckie Miller : Babe said it was good for my complexion.

• Chuckie Miller : What we have here is something I Just learned called the law of supply and demand. I shall supply you this remote control, but I'm going to demand, say, uh, two bucks.

  Ronald Miller : Wrong! That is not how the economic theory works.

  Chuckie Miller : Look, I learned it in seventh grade, not Harvard.

  Ronald Miller : Okay, let me give you the theory of relativity. Either you put on Bandstand now, or I have one less relative.

  Chuckie Miller : I'll put on Bandstand Just for you

• Rons Dad : [speaking to Ronald]  I'm proud of you son. You worked, you earned, you saved...

  Chuckie Miller : You Ask! Hey big Dave, how about spottin' me a twenty to purchase some necessities!

• [Chucky about Ronald's card nights] 

  Chuckie Miller : Cards with the tards. Who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks?

• [Dinner conversation at the Millers on report card day] 

  Ronald Miller : Here is the primate example. You raise a doll-chopping homicidal maniac, and what do you do every time you see him? You give him money. Great!

  Chuckie Miller : Chillin!

  Rons Dad : Shut up, Chuck!

  Chuckie Miller : I was talking to Ma!

  Rons Mom : Shut up, Chuck!

• Chuckie Miller : [about Ronald]  It's like the dude's not weird anymore.