Dudes (1987)

Pete Willcox: Daredelvis

Quotes 

• Daredelvis : So, what's y'all fellas' line of work?

  Grant : Survival.

  Daredelvis : Oh, well that's the slowest form of suicide.

  [hands Grant his business card] 

  Daredelvis : Well, look, man, if I can ever be of any help...

  Grant : [reading]  Dared-delvis...? Horse trader, snake charmer, marriage counselor, divorce lawyer, musician, poker player, stunt driver, dowser, clairvoyant, actor, poet.

  Daredelvis : Yeah, man, but my real bread and butter's the Bullfightin' scene. You really oughta' catch my act sometime - it's going nowhere but up!

• Grant : Is there anything you don't do?

  Daredelvis : Not a damned thing.