The Lost Boys (1987)

Jamison Newlander: Alan Frog

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• Alan Frog : [after Laddie vamps out]  Holy smoke! It's the attack of Eddie Munster!

  Edgar Frog : Get him! Kill him now!

  [the Frog Brothers and Sam chase after Laddie, but Star, who was hiding in the closet, stops them] 

  Star : [shields Laddie]  Stop! Get away from him! You just stay away from him!

  Alan Frog : Have you gone crazy?

  Edgar Frog : He's a vampire, and that makes him even more dangerous!

  Star : [still shielding Laddie]  HE'S NOT A VAMPIRE, DAMMIT! He's just a little boy.

• Alan Frog : We don't ride with vampires.

  Sam Emerson : Fine, stay here.

  Edgar Frog : [Looks around, clearly scared]  We do now.

  Alan Frog : Yeah.

• Edgar Frog : [the Frog Brothers walk in the room, carrying loads of stakes. To Sam]  Okay, where's Count Dracula?

  Sam Emerson : Who?

  Edgar Frog : The prince of darkness.

  Alan Frog : The night crawler. The bloodsucker.

  Edgar Frog : El Vampiro.

  Sam Emerson : Mike! They're here!

• Edgar Frog : You did the right thing by calling us. Does your brother sleep a lot?

  Sam Emerson : Yeah, all day.

  Alan Frog : Does the sunlight freak him out?

  Sam Emerson : Uh, he wears sunglasses in the house.

  Edgar Frog : Bad breath, long fingernails?

  Sam Emerson : Yeah, his fingernails are a little bit longer, um, he always had bad breath, though.

  Alan Frog : He's a vampire all right.

  Edgar Frog : All right, here's what you do: get yourself a good sharp stake and drive it right through his heart.

  Sam Emerson : I can't do that; he's my brother.

  Alan Frog : OK, we'll come over and do it for you.

  Sam Emerson : No!

  Edgar Frog : You'd better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral.

• Sam Emerson : Got a problem, guys?

  Edgar Frog : Just scoping your civilian wardrobe.

  Sam Emerson : Pretty cool, huh?

  Alan Frog : For a fashion victim.

• Sam Emerson : And then his dog started chasing my mom like the hounds of hell in "Vampires Everywhere."

  Edgar Frog : We've been aware there's some very serious vampire activity in this town for some time.

  Alan Frog : Santa Carla's become a haven for the undead.

  Edgar Frog : As a matter of fact, we're almost certain ghouls and werewolves occupy high positions at city hall.

  Alan Frog : Kill your brother, you'll feel better.

• Alan Frog : We blew it, man, we lost it!

  Edgar Frog : Shut up!

  Alan Frog : We unraveled in the face of the enemy!

  Edgar Frog : It's not our fault, they pulled a mind scramble on us! They opened their eyes and talked!

• Edgar Frog : Listen, buddy, if you're looking for the diet frozen yogurt bar, it went out of business last summer.

  Sam Emerson : Actually, I'm looking for a "Batman" issue #14.

  Edgar Frog : That's a very serious book, man.

  Alan Frog : Only five in existence.

  Sam Emerson : Four, actually. I'm always looking out for the other three.

• Alan Frog : There's our number on the back. And pray you never need to call us.

  Sam Emerson : I'll pray I never need to call you.

• Alan Frog : Holy smoke! Vampire Hotel.

• Alan Frog : Aaaaaah! Flies!

  Edgar Frog : We're on the right trail. Flies and the undead go together like bullets and guns. Come on.

• Alan Frog : First come, first staked.

  Sam Emerson : What was that? A little vampire humor? Well, it wasn't funny!

• Alan Frog : Notice anything unusual about Santa Carla yet?

  Sam Emerson : No, it's actually a pretty cool place... if you're a Martian.

  Edgar Frog : Or a vampire.

  Sam Emerson : You guys sniffing on newsprint or something?

  Edgar Frog : You think you really know what's happening here, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something. You don't know a lot, buddy.

  Alan Frog : Yeah. You think we just work at a comic book store for our folks, huh?

  Sam Emerson : Actually, I thought it was a bakery.

  Edgar Frog : This is just our cover; we're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters in a never-ending battle for truth, justice and the American way.

• Edgar Frog : Are you OK?

  Sam Emerson : I nailed one of them downstairs with a bow and arrow.

  Alan Frog : All right, Sambo!

  Edgar Frog : We trashed the one that looks like Twisted Sister.

  Alan Frog : We totally annihilated his night-stalking ass!

  Edgar Frog : Well, Nanook helped a little.

  [Laddie, now a vampire, is hiding underneath Sam's bed] 

  Sam Emerson : [to Nanook]  All right, Nanook!

  Alan Frog : Death to all vampires!

  Edgar Frog : Maximum body count. We are awesome monster bashers.

  Alan Frog : The meanest!

  Edgar Frog : The baddest!

• Sam Emerson : [meets the frog brothers]  Got a problem, guys?

  Edgar Frog : Just scoping your civilian wardrobe.

  Sam Emerson : Pretty cool, huh?

  Alan Frog : For a fashion victim.

  Edgar Frog : Listen buddy, if you're looking for the diet frozen yogurt bar went out of business last summer.

  Sam Emerson : Actually, I'm looking for a Batman #14.

  Edgar Frog : That's a very serious book man.

  Alan Frog : Only five in existence.

  Sam Emerson : Four, actually. I'm always looking out for the other three. Look, you can't put the Superman #77's with the 200's. They haven't even discovered red kryptonite yet. And you uh . You can't put the 98s with the 300s. Lori Lemaris hasn't even been introduced

  Edgar Frog : Where the hell are you from? Krypton?

  Sam Emerson : Phoenix, actually. But lucky me, we moved... here.

  Edgar Frog : [gives Sam a vampire comic]  take this.

  Sam Emerson : I don't like horror comics.

  Edgar Frog : You'll like this one, Mr. Phoenix. It could save your life.

• Alan Frog : But you passed the tests.

  Max : Don't ever invite a vampire into your home, you silly boy. It renders you powerless.

  Sam Emerson : [to Edgar]  Did you know that?

  Edgar Frog : [beat]  Of course. Everyone knows that.