The Monster Squad (1987)

Leonardo Cimino: Scary German Guy

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Quotes 

• Scary German Guy : [as Sean, Patrick, and Horace are leaving Scary German Guy's house]  I expect you boys thought I was some kind of monster myself, mm? A vampire, perhaps? That's quite all right. But I am not, you know. If I were a vampire, then I wouldn't have a reflection...

  [points to mirror, where he is clearly visible] 

  Scary German Guy : ... now would I?

  Horace : Man, you sure know a lot about monsters.

  Scary German Guy : Now that you mention it, I suppose I do.

  [Scary German Guy closes door, revealing a concentration camp tattoo on his wrist] 

• Patrick : [going to approach Scary German Guy]  So what's German for 'please don't murder us'?

  Scary German Guy : [comes up behind them]  Bitte uns nicht Mord zu tun.

• Eugene : Is she a versgin?

  Scary German Guy : Yes, she can do it!

  Patrick : She can't read, she's five years old!

  Scary German Guy : I'll help her!

• [holds a glinting sharp knife in the dim sunlight of his living room] 

  Scary German Guy : Boys, time is almost up.

  [after a moment pause] 

  Scary German Guy : For last chance of some pie.