The Monster Squad (1987)

Michael Faustino: Eugene

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• Eugene : Creature stole my twinkie!

• Eugene : Is she a versgin?

  Scary German Guy : Yes, she can do it!

  Patrick : She can't read, she's five years old!

  Scary German Guy : I'll help her!

• Eugene : Mummy came in my house.

• Eugene : creature stole my twinkie.

• Sean : I think there are monsters, like real ones! I heard my dad talking on the phone to a guy down at the police station tonight. There was a guy down there screaming he was a werewolf, and they shot him! And the body disappeared from the coroner van, the coroner guy was dead!

  Rudy : So what? He got shot and the werewolf took his body?

  Sean : No you bean head! He WAS a werewolf! Maybe

  Rudy : Yeah but if they shot him?

  Sean : It must've been regular bullets, not silver ones. Look I know this sounds stupid, a mummy disappeared from the museum tonight.

  Eugene : Mummy came in my house!

  Sean : Guys, Dracula might be here too.

  Patrick : Oh man, Fat Kid farted!

  Horace : Did not!

  Sean : God damn will you guys SHUT UP? Didn't you hear a word I said? These guys are dead, get a clue! Something's out there and it's killing people! And if it's monsters, nobody's going to do a thing about it except us!