Overboard (1987)

Jeffrey Wiseman: Joey

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Quotes 

• Joey Proffitt : [in Pee-Wee Herman's voice]  Hi, Mom. My name's Joe.

  Annie : A falsetto child?

  Dean Proffitt : Nah. He thinks he's Pee-Wee Herman.

  Joey Proffitt : [in Pee-Wee Herman's voice]  I love Pee-Wee Herman.

  [Pee-Wee's trademark laugh] 

• Joey Proffitt : Are you gonna leave?

  [the other boys stare] 

  Annie : No, I'm your mommy.

  Joey Proffitt : Sometimes moms leave.

  Annie : Well I suppose that's true, but I'm not going anywhere.

  Joey Proffitt : Good.

  [takes a necklace out of his overalls and hands it to her] 

  Annie : Ooh! Is this a present for me?

  Joey Proffitt : Yes, I did it with macaroni.

  Annie : I love this, I'll always wear it.

• Dean Proffitt : [sees his sons gathered in a group whispering excitedly]  What's this?

  Annie : Travis found a girlfriend.

  Joey Proffitt : Hey, Trav, don't knock her up!

  Annie : [sarcastically]  Very funny!

• Joey Proffitt : [watching Joanna ride away]  You said moms don't leave!

• Joey Proffitt : [talking in Pee-Wee Herman's voice]  I'm itchy and want to go home.

  Adele Burbridge : You may go stand in the corner until you can talk like a little boy!

• Dean Proffitt : What's going on here?

  Charlie Proffitt : We're gonna get Mom back.

  Joey Proffitt : We miss her.

  Greg Proffitt : Yeah, she cut the crust off the bread.

  Travis Proffitt : She doesn't take any of my shit either, I need discipline.

  Greg Proffitt : We've got three dollars and four cents.

  Charlie Proffitt : Yeah, we're gonna go rent a fishing boat and we're gonna get her back.

  Dean Proffitt : Well no fishing boat's going to catch a yacht, especially at that price.

  Greg Proffitt : Maybe she'll change her mind and come back.

  Travis Proffitt : Oh right, doofus, she's on a yacht heading to New York!

  Joey Proffitt : This is a job for Dr. Death!

  Greg Proffitt : Yeah! Dr. Death could do it!

  Travis Proffitt : We've got to do something, *right*, Dad?

• Joey Proffitt : [Annie is near catatonic]  She needs food!

  [throws grapes at her, to his brothers] 

  Joey Proffitt : And this is fun!

• Dean Proffitt : [finds Annie near catatonic]  What's wrong with her?

  Charlie Proffitt : She's been like that for an hour now!

  Travis Proffitt : She's getting better though.

  Dean Proffitt : Better?

  Charlie Proffitt : Yeah she's not going

  Charlie Proffitt , Travis Proffitt , Greg Proffitt , Joey Proffitt : Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.

  Dean Proffitt : Why'd she do that?

  Travis Proffitt : She destroyed the scarecrow, Dad, she ripped that sucker's head off!

  Joey Proffitt : [in a Pee Wee Herman voice]  I like when she goes bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.

  Dean Proffitt : [waves hand in front of her eyes]  Hey, baby doll? What's for dinner?

  Annie : [distantly]  Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.

  Dean Proffitt : Alright, I got it from here. Get upstairs.

  [picks Annie up] 

  Charlie Proffitt : Dad, will you trade her in for a new one?

  Dean Proffitt : Nah, she'll be alright.

  [takes her out to the rain barrel and dunks her in] 

• [Joey pulls the microphone on the Coast Guard boat] 

  Joey Proffitt : [talking in Pee-Wee Herman's voice]  Stop that boat immediately and let me get my mom!