Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

Martin Ferrero: Second Motel Clerk

Quotes 

• Hotel Clerk : Do you have seventeen dollars and a good watch?

  Del : No I don't. I have uh... two dollars... and a Casio.

  Hotel Clerk : I'm going to have to say goodnight, so...

• Neal : I'd like one room for the night.

  Del : If you're upset, maybe we should get separate rooms.

  Neal : You get your own room.

  Hotel Clerk : Will you be paying with credit card?

  Neal : Yes. I have a Visa card... Diner's Club card... and a gasoline card.

  [he lays them out - all of them are burned] 

  Hotel Clerk : [chuckles]  These aren't... these aren't credit cards.

  Neal : Do you take cash?

  Hotel Clerk : Forty-two fifty.

  Neal : [lays money on the table]  How about seventeen dollars...

  Hotel Clerk : I can't do that.

  Neal : Please. Have mercy. I've been wearing the same underwear since Tuesday.

  Del : I can vouch for that.

  Hotel Clerk : I don't own the place, I...

  [gestures towards the management office behind him] 

  Neal : Seventeen dollars...

  Neal : [unstraps wristwatch]  ... and a hell of a nice watch?