The Principal (1987)

Thomas Ryan: Robert Darcy

Quotes 

• Rick Latimer : [dealing with a couple of troublemakers in his new office, both of whom keep insulting - and trying to injure - each other in front of him]  Like I said, we got all day.

  Robert Darcy : [enters nervously]  I was hoping to speak to you before this...

  Rick Latimer : This wonderful welcoming party? Why don't we start my first day off with some expulsion papers for Mr. Shit and Mr. Fuck here? And call the police.

  [to Jake Phillips who has just popped in] 

  Rick Latimer : Hi. Rick Latimer. I'm the new principal.

  Jake Phillips : No kidding.

  [moves on] 

  Robert Darcy : [to Latimer]  Did you get a look at the neighborhood coming into this place? Brandel High isn't exactly the highest priority for the police around here.

  Rick Latimer : These guys are trying to cut each other's nuts off!

  Robert Darcy : The cops would only ask why you stopped them! As far as expulsion goes, most of the students here have already been expelled from someplace else!