Who's That Girl (1987)

Griffin Dunne: Loudon Trott

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• Cabbie #1 : So, you're getting married?

  Loudon Trott : Yep. Tomorrow at noon, I'm marrying Wendy Worthington.

  Cabbie #1 : You? Nah.

  Loudon Trott : What?

  Cabbie #1 : You marrying Wendy Worthington? I can't see it. You're not her type.

  Loudon Trott : You know Wendy Worthington?

  Cabbie #1 : Sure. Wendy from Scarsdale. I had her in the cab once.

  Loudon Trott : Well, just because you happened to have given her a ride, that doesn't mean that you know her type.

  Cabbie #1 : I didn't say I gave her a ride. I said I had her in the cab.

  [Loudon slumps back in his seat looking mortified as the cab stops] 

  Cabbie #1 : Here we are. That'll be $6.50.

  Loudon Trott : I don't have any money.

  Cabbie #1 : Oh, forget it. For any friend of Wendy's.

• Louden Trott : You're lying.

  Nikki Finn : How do you know?

  Louden Trott : Your lips are moving.

• Nikki Finn : Hey, a mall! Ha ha!... As long as we're here, can we go in for a few seconds? I can't go back to Philly without any presents for my mom - she thinks I've been shopping.

  Loudon Trott : For four years?

  Nikki Finn : Mm-hmm. So I can't exactly go back empty-handed, 'cause it isn't very nice.

• Nikki Finn : C'mon, Loudon, haven't you ever done anything you were proud of?

  Loudon Trott : Well, I used to be really good at fencing.

  Nikki Finn : See? There you go. I knew ya had it in ya.

  Loudon Trott : Yeah, but of course my father would never come watch me.

  Nikki Finn : Why would your father wanna watch you turn over stolen goods? You're twisted!

• [Loudon and Nikki are in a taxi cab tailing a UPS truck to a large house] 

  Loudon Trott : [to the driver]  That's the truck. Pull over here.

  Cabbie #2 : [Jamaican accent]  Hey, this is where Wendy Worthington lives.

  Loudon Trott : Yeah, that's right. How do you know Wendy Worthington lives here?

  Cabbie #2 : I had her in my cab once.

  [Loudon pays the cabbie and exits the taxi, once again looking mortified] 

• Montgomery Bell : Excuse the mess. I recently lost Elwood my housekeeper.

  Loudon Trott : He quit?

  Montgomery Bell : No, no, no. I lost him. I think he is in the west wing somewhere. Sometimes at night I think I hear him crying. It's most distressing.

• Louden Trott : We did one of your things already. We murdered the pimp and the fat man. Now it's time to do one of MY things.

• Nikki Finn : [in a sing-song voice, as she races to pass a train before it reaches the intersection]  We'll make it!

  Loudon Trott : I'll accept anything but a tie.

• Louden Trott : Just tell me, I won't be upset. I really just want to know. Are you the Anti-Christ? You can tell me, really. I won't be mad. You are, aren't you?

• Wendy Worthington : Are you listening to me, Loudon?

  Loudon Trott : No. No, dear, I'm not.

• Nikki Finn : [after jumping from one building over to another, to Loudon]  Jump!

  Loudon Trott : [reaching the edge of the building, nervous]  What?

  Nikki Finn : Come on!

  Loudon Trott : Are you insane?

  Nikki Finn : I did it, you can do it!

  Loudon Trott : You're a criminal, I'm a tax attorney! I'll be all right here, I'm sure somebody'll call the cops.

  Nikki Finn : They are the cops!

  Loudon Trott : [shots are being fired behind him, nonstop]  AHH!

  Loudon Trott : [nervously]  Maybe if I just explain...

  Nikki Finn : Explain what, Trott? That we were buyin' four stolen semi-automatic weapons on your gold card?

  Loudon Trott : [jumps frantically to the next building]  OK!

• Loudon Trott : I'm getting married tomorrow.

  Nikki Finn : Oh, great. What's her name?

  Loudon Trott : Wendy.

  Nikki Finn : Oh, Wendy. That's a nice name. I'd like to meet her.

  Loudon Trott : Well, you two really don't have much in common. See, she being a mere human person, you being a force of nature.

• Loudon Trott : How did you do that?

  Nikki Finn : I have my methods.

• Loudon Trott : Is this rent-controlled or what?

  Montgomery Bell : Actually--I own the block.

• Nikki Finn : Hey! You know what I think, huh? I think that you want to stay with me. Yeah. But you just can't admit it.

  Loudon Trott : [taken aback]  You think that I'd want to stay with you? I mean, that I would actually *want* to stay with *you*? Do you believe this? Lady, I'm surprised your *shadow* keeps you company!

• Loudon Trott : Who are you?

• Loudon Trott : Sir, how dangerous is this person?

  Simon Worthington : Her bark is much worse than her bite.

  Loudon Trott : Does she bite, sir?

• Loudon Trott : I'm not letting you out of my sight. I gave my word, I would see you on that bus. And until that glorious moment comes, you and I are stuck together like *glue* - like Mutt and Jeff, Amos and Andy, Frick and Frack, Spic 'n Span, Yin and Yang, Arm and Hammer, Pork and Beans.