Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988 TV Movie)

Hugh Laurie: Princes Regent, Pigmot

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• George, the Prince Regent : I mean, for heaven's sake! What can I possibly do with a girl that I can't do with you, eh?

  Edmund Blackadder, Esq. : I cannot conceive.

• Edmund Blackadder, Esq. : Shall I begin the Christmas story?

  George, the Prince Regent : Absolutely, as long as it's not that terribly depressing one about the chap who gets born on Christmas Day, shoots his mouth off about everything under the sun, and then comes a cropper with a couple of rum coves on top of a hill in Johnny Arab land.

  Edmund Blackadder, Esq. : You mean *Jesus,* Sire...?

  George, the Prince Regent : Yes, that's the fellow! Keep him out of it. He always spoils the X-mas atmos!

• Frondo : What news of the foul Marmydons?

  Cmdr. Edmund Blackadder : Scattered to the nine vectors, m'lord.

  Frondo : And the Sheepsqueezers of Splatticon Five? Have they been suckcreamed as a Qvarnbeast's nobbo?

  Cmdr. Edmund Blackadder : Well they're dead, if that's what you mean.

  Pigmot : Plus Commander, did you vanquish the Nibblepibblies?

  Cmdr. Edmund Blackadder : No, my lord Pigmot, I did not vanquish the Nibblepibbles because you just made them up.