The Chocolate War (1988)

Doug Hutchison: Obie

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• Archie Costello : [firm and serious tone]  All right, Renault! Playtime's over. Tell us... why aren't you selling any chocolates?

  Jerry : [stammering as usual]  B-because... I-I don't want to.

  Archie Costello : [scoffs]  You don't want to? Hey, Obie!

  Obie : [annoyed]  What?

  Archie Costello : Did you not want to come to school today?

  Obie : Hell no.

  Archie Costello : But you came here anyway, didn't you?

  Obie : Hell yes!

  Archie Costello : [to Jerry]  There, you see Renault? We all have to do things that we don't want to do.

• [last lines] 

  Obie : [proudly]  Kagan, Stanley.

  Archie Costello : [lowly]  Assignment?

  Obie : [sighs then smiles]  He has to get us naked pictures of his little sister.

  [laughs at this] 

  Obie : No, no, no, no. No, better yet, his mom.

  [laughs excitedly and ponders his feet] 

  Obie : Hey, Arch, no complaints, huh? You're still lucky to be in the Vigils.

  Archie Costello : [unhappy at this, continues with the assignments]  Three more to go.

  Obie : Lydon, Jeremy.

  Archie Costello : Assignment?

  Obie : He has to eat his snot in front of everybody.

  [laughs again at this] 

  Obie : [gleefully]  WOOHOO! Hey, Arch.

  Archie Costello : Yes?

  Obie : I don't know what you're always complaining about. This is easy.

  [Archie goes silent out of humiliation]