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Quotes
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Tina Shepard : [upon seeing Dr. Crews] Bad news Crews.
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Melissa : Hi, I'm Melissa.
Tina : I'm Tina from next door.
Melissa : [snottily] I know!
Russell : Maddy, who's friend is that scuzball dope head?
Melissa : Only the birthday boy's best friend!
Maddy : [grabbing Melissa's necklace] Melissa, those are so pretty. They are absolutely gorgeous. Are they real?
David : [enters kitchen] What a stupid place to put a lamp.
Melissa : There real! On my birthday, my daddy says to me, "Melissa, you are the perfect daughter," and he gives me these and says, "To the best little girl in the whole world!"