Twins (1988)
David Efron: Morris Klane
Quotes
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Julius Benedict : Axe, axe, axe, axe, axe!
Morris Klane : [swings the axe at Julius]
Julius Benedict : You have no respect for logic.
Vincent Benedict : But he's got an axe!
Morris Klane : [Klane charges Julius, who sidesteps his blow. The axe is imbedded in the wall. As Julius grabs him]
Julius Benedict : And I have no respect for those who have no respect for logic.
[picks Klane up with both hands and lifts him a foot up in the air]
Julius Benedict : You're a very stupid person.
[throws him into an open elevator]
Vincent Benedict : [to Klane as the elevator is about to close] You tell your brother, he messes with ME, he messes with my whole family!
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Julius Benedict : [to Klane] Now the first rule in the crisis situation, you negotiate first and you attack last.
Vincent Benedict : You negotiate *first* and then you attack?
Julius Benedict : You never negotiated.
Vincent Benedict : [to Klane] Ah hah!
Julius Benedict : You don't know what kind of an enemy I am.
Morris Klane : Who are you?
Julius Benedict : Vincent's brother.
Vincent Benedict : [happily] We're twins.
Julius Benedict : That's right.
Morris Klane : [smashes a glass case and grabs a fire axe] You're firewood.
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Julius Benedict : You moved too soon.
Burt Klane : [confused] What?
Julius Benedict : The second rule in the crisis situation.
Morris Klane : Uh oh, he's starting that funny talk again.
Julius Benedict : If you choose to bluff, you must be prepared to have your bluff called.
Burt Klane : This is no bluff.
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Morris Klane : [after being told by Julius that he is Vincent's twin brother] You're fire wood!
[Morris smashes a fire axe out of its container]
Vincent Benedict : [alarmed] Axe, Axe, Axe, Axe, Axe!
[Morris swings the axe at Julius who dodges the swing]
Julius Benedict : [calmly] You have no respect for logic.
Vincent Benedict : But he's got an axe!
[with an enraged yell, Morris charges at Julius. Julius dodges out of the way and Morris swings the axe into the wall. Julius grabs him by the lapels of his jacket and hoists him up into the air]
Julius Benedict : And I don't respect to those who have no respect for logic.
