Maid Marian and Her Merry Men (1989–1994)

Mark Billingham: Gary

Quotes 

• Gary : [as he's picking up things that can't be seen]  Bye-bye! Bye-bye! Bye-bye!

  The Sheriff : Gary, what are you doing?

  Gary : Oh, I'm saying goodbye to the germs, sir. They're going out of the bin, and into the rubbish tip where they can make new friends in a totally different environment.

  The Sheriff : So it's more of a club 18-30s than a rubbish tip, is it, Gary?

  Gary : Yes, sir.

  The Sheriff : Wrong!

  [sprays a can of disinfectant] 

  The Sheriff : It's a funeral parlour! Gary, sometimes you're as stupidly sentimental as an Australian Soap Opera. Now get this place tidied up before we all die of the bubonic plague. And Graeme?

  Graeme : Yes, sir?

  The Sheriff : Get this old tin of paint out of here by 12 o'clock. Otherwise I'll chop you into a rather easy two-piece jigsaw.