Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)

John Kassir: Crypt Keeper, The Crypt Keeper, Larry, Narrator

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Quotes 

• Crypt Keeper : [after cutting someone's ear off with a pair of scissors]  Shave and a haircut, two bits!

  [laughs hysterically] 

• Crypt Keeper : Heads, I win. Tails, you *ooze*!