Look Who's Talking (1989)

Olympia Dukakis: Rosie

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• Mollie : That's it! You have some exotic baby disease, and I look like I could play the lead in "Night of the Living Dead", and your father deserted us so that he could pork his interior decorator. I think you can safely say that it can't get any worse.

  Rosie : [coming through the front door]  Hello-o!

  Mollie : I was wrong.

• Mollie : You spent forty years with a man who looked good in a uniform? Ma, you had no idea if he was a mature, responsible person!

  Rosie : If I thought like that, we wouldn't have gotten through the first week. And that was some week!

• Rosie : What?

  Mollie : Ma, I thought you'd be happy.

  Rosie : How could you do such a thing?

  Mollie : It was easy. I went to the clinic and got some frozen sperm. I brought it home, defrosted it, inserted it, and... and I'm pregnant.

  Rosie : So that's it? Now you and the frozen pop are having a baby.

  Mollie : Ma, it's not a frozen pop.

  Rosie : It's not a husband. (Looks at her husband). Louie, you hear this?

  Mollie : Ma, you were the one who told me that I could control my life, and I made a decision. I want to have a baby.

  Rosie : I don't understand this. This is the kind of thing a girl does if she's very ugly or a lesbian. This is not the act of a beautiful, intelligent girl who can have any man she wants.

  Mollie : Ma, you never liked any of my boyfriends anyway.

  Rosie : Where did the sperm come from? I mean, who's the supplier?

  Mollie : A medical student.

  Rosie : And?

  Mollie : He goes to Colombia. His parents live on the island. His father's in piece goods, his mother works for a cosmetics firm. Ma, she'd get you a great discount.

  Rosie : So you're making fun of me, huh? You'll see. Someday, you'll have children.

• Mollie : Ma, what would you have done if Daddy was married when you first met him?

  Rosie : I wouldn't have fallen in love.

  Mollie : Well, you can't control who you fall in love with.

  Rosie : Why not?

  Mollie : You just can't!

  Rosie : Listen. Listen, take your father here. What's his favorite food?

  Together : Cheesecake.

  Rosie : What did Dr. Slocum tell him?

  Mollie : Cut back on cholesterol.

  Rosie : So, now he doesn't eat cheesecake. It's the same exact thing.

• Mollie : Oh Mom, don't talk about sex with daddy.

  [groans] 

  Rosie : Ha ha ha ha.

• Rosie : Who's got a wet tushie?

  Mikey : I give up.

  Rosie : [hopping over to the nursery to change him]  Tushie tushie tushie tushie.