Have I Got News for You (1990– )

Ken Livingstone: Self

Quotes 

• Jerry Springer : Time now for the odd one out round. Ian and Ken, your four are, David Cameron, David Soul, Ken Livingstone and Randy Bumgardener.

  Ken Livingstone : Who's Randy Bumgardener?

  Katy Brand : I'm so glad I was here to hear you say that! David Soul wears his glasses like you Jerry!

  Jerry Springer : Isn't that interesting? Because he played me in the Opera!

  Ken Livingstone : I've been played in...

  Jerry Springer : Oh, you've been played!

  Ken Livingstone : Has Bumgardener, or whatever his name is...

  Paul Merton : What do you mean "Bumgardener, whatever his name is"? We know his name's Randy Bumgardener! There's no two ways about it! What was his parents thinking of? What was his mother thinking of? "Oh, your name's Bumgardener? I'm going to marry you!"

  Ken Livingstone : Nobody's done a play or Opera about Cameron so Bumgarden... I'm doing my best!

  Paul Merton : You're saying Cameron's the odd one out?

  Ken Livingstone : Very odd.

• Ken Livingstone : You voted for the other bugger, you sod!

  Ian Hislop : If it makes you happy, yes.

• Brian Blessed : Oh shit! I've got cramp in my right leg! Pull it, Ken!

  Ken Livingstone : First useful thing I've done in years.