Repossessed (1990)
Leslie Nielsen: Father Jedediah Mayii
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Quotes
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Nerd Student : Father Mayii?
Jebedaiah Mayii : Yes?
Nerd Student : Have you adhered strictly to your vow of celibacy?
Jebedaiah Mayii : Yes, I have.
Nerd Student : Me too.
Jebedaiah Mayii : I'm not surprised. Mine was by choice.
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Father Luke Brophy : She has an unGodly voice, maniacal facial expressions...
Father Jebedaiah Mayii : That doesn't prove a thing, she could be related to Joe Cocker.
Father Luke Brophy : No.
Father Jebedaiah Mayii : Could it be she had PMS?
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Jebedaiah Mayii : I said they were good kids at this point they hadn't taken acting lessons
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Father Jebedaiah Mayii : I command you to leave this child at once!
Nancy : [Possessed] Make me, slimeball.
Father Jebedaiah Mayii : I am a priest!
Nancy : Oh, pardon me, your most reverent and holy slimeball!
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Jebedaiah Mayii : Luke, do not believe what you are seeing. It is merely an illusion.
Nancy : You sound like George Bush on the deficit!
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Father Jebedaiah Mayii : Luke, remember, when you fall on your face you're still moving forward.
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Father Luke Brophy : You fiend!
Jebedaiah Mayii : Why am I a fiend?
Father Luke Brophy : Oh, I was talking to her.
Jebedaiah Mayii : But you were looking at me.
Father Luke Brophy : Well, you know...
Jebedaiah Mayii : I had nothing to do with the water, Luke! It came from up there, it came from over there, it came from...
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Nancy : See I know all about you and why you really joined the church. Oh sure they have a terrific dental plan, but that wasn't why.
Father Luke Brophy : Be quiet.
Jebedaiah Mayii : Ignore that beast Luke.
Nancy : You joined the church because you had no talent, no skills, were totally untrainable, and your SAT score was under 400.
Father Luke Brophy : Shut up!
Jebedaiah Mayii : Don't listen.
Nancy : So you had two choices, either working in the church or the US Senate.
