Herman's Head (1991–1994)
Hank Azaria: Jay Nichols
Quotes
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Herman Brooks : Jay, there are certain occasions when its better not to think about having sex with someone.
Jay Nichols : Sure there are. Family reunions.
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Jay Nichols : Oh, boy. Whenever I meet a girl's father, it's always the same story. First, he offers me money not to see her.
Herman Brooks : Yeah? Then what happens?
Jay Nichols : I take the money.
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Jay Nichols : Can you believe this party? Never seen so many things I wanna put in my mouth at one time.
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Herman Brooks : Rebecca Woods. She was the most beautiful freshman on campus.
Jay Nichols : Did ya bag her?
Herman Brooks : Jay, I don't "bag" women.
Jay Nichols : I'm sorry. Did ya nail her?
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Jay Nichols : Hey, as long as there are illegal aliens who want citizenship, Jay Nichols will have a date.