Martin (TV Series 1992–1997) Poster

(1992–1997)

Martin Lawrence: Martin Payne, Sheneneh Jenkins, Jerome, Edna 'Mama' Payne, Roscoe, King Beef, Bob, Elroy, Various, Voice of Announcer

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Quotes 

  • Martin : Damn it, Tommy! We don't need umbilical cords! This is TV!

  • Martin : Cole, do me a favor.

    Cole : What's up?

    Martin : Remind me to give you an ass-whoopin' later.

    Cole : [pulls out pen & pad]  What time is good for you?

    Martin : Ummm... how 'bout 6:43?

    Cole : I'm busy at 6:43... but I'm free at 6:44 though.

    Martin : Oh, all right. Then at 6:44, I'ma be waitin' on that ass-whoopin'.

  • Cole : I'll see you in Hell, Martin!

    Martin : Yeah, you'll be the only one down there still living with your mother!

  • Martin : Pam, your hair is so nappy Wilson couldn't pick it!

  • Martin : Brother Man, whatcha doin' here, man?

    Brother Man : Nothin'...

    [pause] 

    Brother Man : ...just chillin'.

  • Martin : Stanks a lot, Pam.

    Tommy : My mama always told me, if she can't use your comb, don't bring her home!

    Cole : Tommy, you dated a white girl in college!

    Tommy : Oh, no, she wasn't white! She was French!

  • Martin : [repeated line; to Tommy]  You ain't GOT no job, man!

  • Martin : Tommy, it's all good. If you like her, then we like her. It don't matter what color she is. I don't care if she's black, white, green, or whatever.

    Cole : [laughing]  Martin, c'mon now! You know you'd be trippin' if Tommy was dating a green girl.

  • Sheneneh : Kid, can you kiss me like you did that light-skinned girl in House Party?

  • [repeated line] 

    Martin : Get to steppin'! Step!

  • Valentino : I told you, you could super-size it!

    Sheneneh : I told you!... I'm a lady, and you don't disrespect no lady! You better watch your back!

    Valentino : Sheneneh, I can't buy nothin' with $5!

    Sheneneh : You can buy a one-way ticket to get the hell outta my face!

  • Martin : [about Cole's lousy new apartment]  Cole, c'mon now! This place is so small, that you gotta go outside to change your mind!

  • Martin : Pam, do you prefer to be called "Ms." or "Mr."?

    Pam : Do you prefer "Jack" or "Ass"?

  • [repeated line] 

    Jerome : [singing]  Uh-uh! Uh-uh-uh! I say Jerome's in da house! I say Jerome's in da hou-oo-ah-oo - In da house!

  • [repeated line] 

    Martin : WAZZUP!

  • Pam : Martin was the one who said Cole was a virgin until he was 23!

    Cole : He said the stew was so bad, the homeless give it back!

    Martin : I love the stew, baby! It looked like Alpo, but I loved it!

  • Martin : Cole, I got four words to say to you - Un, em, ploy, ment!

  • Martin : Pam, is that your breath smellin' like boiled bologna?

    Pam : No, that's yo' feet eatin' through those shoes again.

  • Mama Payne : Oh don't play dumb with me, Gina! You know damn well what this is about! You got too much head to be stupid! You didn't even invite me to the wedding! I'm still pissed about that... Thin Thighs!

  • [At haunted house, a howling sound comes from the background] 

    Martin : That's just Pam, letting us know she's all right.

  • [Two midgets want Tommy to step outside with them] 

    Martin : [ready to rumble]  Tommy, you all right? Want me to come with you?

    Tommy : Martin, c'mon now! I can handle this on my own. I mean, what they gonna do? Untie my shoes?

    [laughs hysterically] 

  • Martin : You know I'm sensitive about my job, you didn't have to go there!

    Pam : You know I'm sensative about my buck shots, you didn't have to go there!

    Martin : There's a difference, a good job is hard to come by, but they got Dark & Lovely on damn near every corner you pass!

  • Sheneneh : Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness!

  • Stan Winters : Umm girl, you got fire and spice.

    Sheneneh : Oh you said two keywords. You said I have fire and spice. So stay away fo' I burn yo' ass up!

  • Mama Payne : Every move you make, every breath

    [sniffs] 

    Mama Payne : you take... I'll be watching you!

  • Gina : Struck by lightning, stay away from me!

    Martin : The Lord know I just be playin' around!

  • Sheneneh : [shouting]  Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?

  • Martin : Cole! No! You are NOT cuttin' yo' crusty-ass toenails up in here!

  • Mama Payne : Yo' applehead stole my boy!

    Rev. Love : If I was still living that foul life, I'll get Franklins, but I'm not!

  • Martin : Bruh-Man! it's 3 in the morning! What are you doin' up in here?

  • Martin : When you're with Pam, read the signs. When you feed bears, they follow ya home!

  • Martin : Cole, do me a favor. Remind me to give you an ass-whoopin' tomorrow.

    Cole : [pulls out pen & pad]  What time is good for you?

  • Martin : Cole, the next time you think about getting another place, I don't wanna hear about it. Don't even call me!

  • Sheneneh : Oh, my goodness! Somebody get me the witness protection program!

  • Martin : I keep having these nightmares. You ever have them?

  • [Gary Coleman guest stars as "Maddog"] 

    Maddog : Let me tell you, I'm gonna start making money the right way. I'm a florist now.

    Martin : What'chu talkin' 'bout, Maddog?

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