Mom and Dad Save the World (1992)
Jon Lovitz: Emperor Tod Spengo
Emperor Todd Spengo : On a scale of one-to-ten, in terms of... universe-dominating greatness, where would you place, say... oh, me?
General Afir : A ten sire, most definitely.
Emperor Todd Spengo : [musing] A ten? Hmmm...
[becoming more annoyed]
Emperor Todd Spengo : Well yes, of course a Ten. What else would you think? A six?
Emperor Todd Spengo : How do you like me now?
Emperor Todd Spengo : I'll have you know, Marge Nelson, it's not the size of your planet, it's how you use it!
Emperor Todd Spengo : What are you doing in my head?
King Raff : [Voiceover] At the very edge of the galaxy is our world. The tiny planet known, as Spengo. For many decades, I was the king of this planet. The people were happy and their lives were good... But also, alas, we were a planet of idiots. Then, one day, the most bloodthirsty, fearsome villain had ever seen seized power, imprisoned me, and renamed the planet after himself. His name - Todd Spengo.
[Todd Spengo is walking and runs into a low pipe]
King Raff : Well alright, so he's not exactly fearsome - but he certainly caught us by surprise.
Emperor Todd Spengo : General Afir, how much longer?
General Afir : The death ray is ready great one!
Emperor Todd Spengo : [Excited noises]
[Walks forward, his guards follow]
King Raff : [Voiceover] Did I mention we were a planet of idiots?
[the guards run into the same pipe]
Emperor Todd Spengo : [after finding out that Afir is planning to dethrone him] So, what do you think of me now, Afir?
General Afir : I think you're a small, pathetic, insignificant, little criten.
Emperor Todd Spengo : Oh, really. Well, what do you think of me now?
[stabs Afir with the needle with fake love potion, and which he then injects into to]
General Afir : [Acting lovey-dovey] Uh, Todd. I love you, marry me?
Emperor Todd Spengo : Nope, sorry. Marrying Marge.