The Return of Jafar (1994 Video)

Jonathan Freeman: Jafar

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Quotes 

• Jafar : That was two wishes. Take your time with the third.

  [menacingly] 

  Jafar : Or you will wish you had never been born.

• Jafar : If it weren't for *me*, you'd still be in a cage at the bazaar squawking, "Polly want a cracker!"

• Jafar : Iago, you betrayed me and allied yourself with my enemies! Then you turned on them as soon at it was in your best interests. That's what I love about you. You're so perfectly predictable. A villain through and through!

• Iago : I've got sand in places I didn't even know I had!

  Jafar : [heard from inside his lamp]  Spare me your prattling, Iago. Are we out yet?

  Iago : [mimcking Jafar]  'Are we out yet? Are we out yet?' Yes, we're out!

• Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : [hesitating on freeing Jafar]  Wait. How do I know that these things won't disappear once I set you free?

  Jafar : [losing it]  The more pressing question is, how will you stay alive if you don't?

  Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : [Nervously]  But... you said genies can't kill, you said that.

  Jafar : You'd be surprised what you can live through.

• Blue Genie : [Thinking he destroyed Jafar]  Hahahaha! Who's laughing now?

  Jafar : Hahahahaa!

  [Reappears] 

  Jafar : Why, I believe it's me.

  Abu the Monkey : Argh!

• Jafar : [bellows at first, then softens down]  YOU WILL NOW RELEASE ME! So that I may have my revenge.

  Iago : [pulling himself loose from the sand, then shaking himself off]  Yeah, yeah, when I'm good and ready.

  Jafar : [impatient]  Do as I say, you worthless pipsqueak!

  Iago : You know something? You're nothing without me.

  Jafar : WHAT?

  Iago : Who comes up with all the good ideas? Me! Who does all the work? ME!

• Jafar : [to Aladdin]  You shall never have my lamp, and there is no one to save you this time!

  Iago : [swooping down, shouting]  Hey Jafar! SHUT UUUUP!

• Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : I got it! I could wish for the famed treasure chest of King Malakhan!

  [Jafar makes the chest appear with Abis Mal in it, then makes it disappear] 

  Jafar : Oh, I am dreadfully sorry. I thought that was your wish. Are you quite all right?

  Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : [agitated]  No, I am not quite all right.

  Jafar : Wonderful! Good to see all is well.

• Jafar : [singing]  Men cower at the power in my pinky / My thumb is number one on every list! But if you're not convinced that I'm invincible / put me to the test / I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!

• Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : [while Jafar slashes the Sultan's turban]  Hey, that was a nice hat. I could've worn that hat.

  Jafar : We need this for our plan.

  Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : Couldn't we use another hat for the plan?

  Jafar : Oh, no. The Sultan's turban and this dagger are exactly what we need to seal Aladdin's doom.

• Jafar : [to Abis Mal]  Let's not be too hasty, my simple minded friend. It's not enough that we simply destroy Aladdin. After all, there are things so much worse than death!

  [laughs menacingly] 

  Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : [looks nervous and then smiles evilly] 

• Jafar : [laughs sinisterly]  Good help is so hard to find these days, isn't it, Aladdin?

• Jafar : The street rat? Still alive? No!

• [after Iago has knocked the lamp into the molten magma] 

  Jafar : My lamp! NOOOOOOOO!

• Jafar : [after he demands Abis Mal to take him and the lamp to Agrabah, which makes Abis Mal speak nervous gibberish]  I suppose I am a bit too much for his limited mind.

• Jafar : [he and Abis Mal appear at the sunken treasure ship of Coeur du Mer]  Poor, sweet baby. Aren't we enjoying our wish?

  Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : [muffled, as an octupus wraps one of its tentacles around Abis Mal]  No.

  Jafar : Perhaps you wish me to return you to the desert?

  Abis Mal, the Chief of the Thieves : [muffled]  Yes.

  Jafar : Very well!

• Aladdin 'Al' : Give it up Jafar! We're obviously too much for you to handle!

  Jafar : You! You're a fool to challenge me! I am all powerful!

  Aladdin 'Al' : Some all powerful. You can't even get rid of a lowly street rat!

  Jafar : A problem I need to rectify right NOW!

  Princess Jasmine : Aladdin!

• Aladdin 'Al' : Iago?

  Iago : Uh... I was... I was just thinking, um... maybe it's time you patched things up with the Sultan. Uh, he might enjoy a nice, scenic carpet ride?

  Princess Jasmine : Hmm, that's a good idea.

  Aladdin 'Al' : And I'll bring Genie. He was a big hit with the Sultan.

  Iago : No! No, no! I mean... Genie, he's, he's, he's too flashy. He's too loud. Uh, you'd never get a word in.

  Princess Jasmine : Good point, Iago.

  [She addresses Aladdin] 

  Princess Jasmine : You need some quiet time with Father. Let him get to know you.

  Iago : Yeah. And I...

  [He sags guiltily] 

  Iago : I can take you to the perfect spot.

  Aladdin 'Al' : Great!

  Princess Jasmine : Come on, let's get Father. Just a minute.

  [She walks towards Iago] 

  Princess Jasmine : Iago, this isn't easy for me to say, but I was wrong about you.

  [She kisses Iago's head and pets him] 

  Iago : Wait a second!

  Aladdin 'Al' : Yes, Iago?

  [Menacing eyes stare at Iago from the curtains] 

  Iago : Uh... I'll be along in a minute.

  [Aladdin and Jasmine leave. Jafar puts his hands on the parrot, who shudders] 

  Jafar : Excellent.