The Day Today (TV Series 1994) - Patrick Marber as Chapman Baxter, Jaques-'Jaques' Liverot, Guy - The Bureau, Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan, Dônnnald Bethl'hem, Peter Litterton, Camfam Father, Condublasney Piper - Hanging From Studio B12 Presenter, Dr Mortimer Marcus, Iggy Pop Barker, Jacque-'Jacques' Livarot, Lester Beck, Moscow Reporter, Not Cool Guy, Stan, Swimming Pool Attendant, Undercover Policeman

Donald Bethl'hem : [frontline war report] As I swilled the last traces of toothpaste from my mouth this morning, a soldier's head flew past the window, shouting the word "victory".
Christopher Morris : Peter, you've lost the news! What have you got to say?

Peter O'Hanarha-hanrahan : I'm sorry.

Christopher Morris : Look like you mean it! Look down at the ground and say "Sorry".

Peter O'Hanarha-hanrahan : I'm sorry.

Christopher Morris : Peter, next time you cross the road, don't bother looking.
Peter Littleton : Yes, I was picking up the hymn books, these exact books, and I was stacking them like so, and I'd stack them up to my chin, so I was really at full stretch with about 30 hymn books, and he said "Come on Peter, you can fit another one in there!" I said "No, I can't, I really can't," but he pushed another one in and said "You can fit another one in" and I said "I can't" so he pulled my head right back, so my head was like this, and I thought I was going to choke. And then he ran along this pew like that and threw the books, and yelled "Pick them up! Pick them up!"

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