Friends (TV Series 1994–2004) Poster

(1994–2004)

Tom Selleck: Dr. Richard Burke, Richard

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  • [Monica and Richard are about to tell Monica's parents about their relationship] 

    Monica : Can't we tell your parents first?

    Richard : They're both dead.

    Monica : Oh, you are *so* lucky.

  • [Jack knows that Richard is dating a younger woman, but doesn't know that it's actually Monica] 

    Jack Geller : Come on, tell us.

    Jack's friend : Yeah. Is she really 20?

    Richard : I'm not telling you guys anything.

    Jack Geller : Come on, Rich. It's my birthday, let me live vicariously.

    Ross : Dad, you really don't want to do that.

    Jack Geller : Ahh, what's a little mid-life crisis between friends?

    Richard : Jack, would you let it go?

    Jack Geller : Look, I know what you're going through. When I turned 50 I got my Porsche. You... you got your own speedster.

    Richard : Guys, seriously, it's not like that.

    Jack Geller : Tell you what, maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I could...

    Ross : Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence.

  • Chandler : [about Richard]  Oh hey listen, don't be mad at him, it's our fault. I'm sorry we've been hoggin so much of his time.

    Joey : Yeah, he's just really great to hang around with.

    Richard : Well...

    Joey : No, I'm serious. Chandler and I were just talkin' about this. He is so much cooler than our dads.

    [Chandler kicks, out of sight] 

    Joey : I mean, you know, our dads are okay, you know? But Richard is just- ow, ow.

    [to Chandler] 

    Joey : What are you kickin' me for, huh? I'm tryin' to talk here.

  • Monica : Do you ever think about the future?

    Richard : Yeah, I think about the future.

    Monica : Am I in it?

    Richard : You are my future.

    Monica : Honey, you are about to get so lucky.

  • Richard : [about Chandler & Joey]  They're different from my other friends, they don't start sentences with "you know who just died shoveling snow?"

  • Ross : [waiting for Rachel and Monica to come out of the bathroom]  Good, good, good. So, is uh, was your moustache, did, used to be different?

    Richard : No.

    Ross : Oh. How do you uh, ya know, keep it so neat?

    Richard : I have a little comb.

    Ross : Oh. And what do you call that?

    Richard : A moustache comb.

  • Chandler : You know, you're a great guy, Richard.

    Richard : Yeah. I hate that.

  • Richard : My parents are dead.

    Monica : You're so lucky!

  • Richard : I like them better than my other friends, all they say is: "Do you know who just died shovelling snow?"

  • Richard : Let's never speak of this.

  • Richard : If it's not a Right Angle, it's a Wrong Angle!

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