Andaz Apna Apna (1994)

Deven Verma: Murli Manohar

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• Amar Manohar : [Talking to himself in the mirror]  Ohh it's you. I gotta admit you're great. I always knew there was something about you but so much ! Amar salutes you.

  Murli Manohar : [Quietly observing and asking in a deadpan tone]  What the hell is going on here ?

  Amar Manohar : [Mistaking Deven Verma to be one of his assistants]  OUT. Didn't I tell you I shouldn't be disturbed.

  Murli Manohar : [In a furious tone]  You idiot !

  Amar Manohar : [Suddenly turning to Deven Verma]  Father, it's you ! I was awaiting your very arrival. Father, you're a genius, you're a saint, you're all mighty and powerful. In fact, today I've realised you're not even a man.

  Murli Manohar : [Irked]  What ?

  Amar Manohar : Coz you're a superman.

  Murli Manohar : [In a delighted voice]  Ohh Lord, you've finally listened to my plea.

  Amar Manohar : He fulfilled it 26 years ago. I want to touch your feet.

  Murli Manohar : But son, what exactly did you find in a person like me ?

  Amar Manohar : That's where your humility lies Father that you yourself are oblivious of the reason of your greatness. You're great coz you're none other than Amar's father. Today, I know you. Tomorrow, every kid across every neighborhood would say upon seeing you, look there goes Amar's Father.

  Murli Manohar : [In a sarcastic, depressed tone]  Even the cops would say, look there goes Amar's Father.

  Amar Manohar : Father, why's it you get disappointed whenever I get delighted ?

  Murli Manohar : [In a continued depressed tone]  What should I do if not be disappointed ? Whenever you've become happy, I've run into ruin. You recall, the first time you got happy when I gifted you a cycle. You rode that cycle on your grandfather's feet and till his demise, people called him Langde Babu. The other time you got happy when I gifted you with a rocket on Diwali, you launched that rocket onto Guptaji's shop, even till date I am repaying for the damages cutting people's hair. The other time you got happy when the lace of your maternal Aunt's dress got struck...

  Amar Manohar : [Interrupting Deven Verma]  Father, forget about the past. Now I am gonna do for which I've taken birth.

  Murli Manohar : [Extremely worried]  What the hell are you gonna do ?

  Amar Manohar : Father, imagine, what if in place this 50 cent worth smoke, you had a 50 rupees worth cigar

  [a cigar appears in Deven Verma's hand] 

  Amar Manohar : , in place of this cap, you had a hat

  [a hat appears on Deven Verma's head] 

  Amar Manohar : , an awesome business suit

  [Deven Verma gets covered in a 3 piece suit] 

  Amar Manohar : and imported boots

  [scene shifts to Aamir Khan and Deven Verma dancing imagining they are wealthy] 

  Amar Manohar : . So Daddy, how do you feel ?

  Murli Manohar : It's great, fine. But where would we get this, How ?

  Amar Manohar : Wow. Daddy, I am soon marrying a wealthy heiress. And we'll be millionaires. I'll open several such beauty saloons just for you.

  Murli Manohar : Really ? So why don't you get married as quickly as possible ?

  Amar Manohar : Daddy, for that you'll have to sell off this rubbish saloon of yours.

  Murli Manohar : Aha.

  Amar Manohar : And give me only 25000 bucks.

  Murli Manohar : [Furiously returning to reality]  25000 ? I ain't giving you a penny. Get the hell out of my sight.

  [Throws Aamir Khan out of his store]