Camp Nowhere (1994)

Maryedith Burrell: Gwen Nowicki

Quotes 

• Gaby : Look, whatever stupid diet you use, they won't work.

  Gwen Nowicki : Shh.

  Dennis Van Welker : She's right, diets don't work. Chocolate cake *works*!

• Gaby : [eating diet chocolate cake]  This is delicious.

  Gwen Nowicki : [with a mouthful of cake and a disgusted look on her face]  It's very unusual, excuse me.

  [leaves the room] 

  Gaby : My God, what did you do?

  Dennis Van Welker : Yours is Betty Crocker, hers is raw liver paste.

  Gaby : So if it tastes like poison, it *must* be diet food.