Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)

David Haig: Bernard the Groom - Wedding Two

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• Father Gerald : Let us pray. Father, you have made the bond of marriage a holy mystery, a symbol of Christ's love for his church. Hear our prayers for Bernard and Lydia through your Son, Jesus Christ our Lord, who lives and reigns with you and the Holy Goat, eh, Ghost. One God, forever and ever, Amen.

  Matthew : This is his first time. He's a friend of the family.

  Charles : Ahhh, Excellent!

  Father Gerald : Bernard and Lydia, I shall now ask if you freely undertake the obligations of marriage. Bernard, repeat after me. I do solemnly declare that I do solemnly declare that I know not of any lawfully impediment...

  Bernard : I do solemnly declare that I do solemnly declare that I know not of any lawfully impediment...

  Father Gerald : ...why I, Lydia...

  Bernard : ...why I, Bernard...

  Father Gerald : Whoop, sorry! Why I, Bernard Godfrey St. John Delainey...

  Bernard : Why I, Bernard Geoffrey Sinjin Delainey...

  Father Gerald : May not be joined in matrimony to Lydia John Herbert.

  Bernard : May not be joined in matrimony to Lydia Jane Herbert.

  Father Gerald : Lydia, repeat after me. I do solemnly declare that I know not of any lawfully impediment why I, Lydia Jane Herbert...

  Lydia : I do solemnly declare that I know not of any lawfully impediment why I, Lydia Jane Herbert...

  Father Gerald : May not be Johned in matrimony...

  Lydia : May not be *joined* in matrimony...

  Father Gerald : to Bernard Geoffrey Siddle... Siddle Delainey.

  Lydia : to Bernard Geoffrey *Sinjin* Delainey.

  Father Gerald : I call upon those persons here present to witness... that I, Bernard... Delainey...

  Bernard : I call upon those persons here present to witness... that I, Bernard Delainey...

  Father Gerald : take thee Lydia Jane Herbert... to be my awful wedded wife.

  Bernard : take thee Lydia Jane Herbert... to be my *lawful* wedded wife.

  Father Gerald : *That's right*... *That's right*. May Almighty God bless you all in the name of the Father, the Son, & the Holy Spigot... *Spirit*.

  Congregation : Amen!

  Gareth : Bravo! Bravo!

  [Everyone cheers] 

• Bernard : How's it going, Lyds?

  Lydia : Bloody awful.

  Bernard : Oh dear, what's the problem?

  Lydia : I was promised sex. Everybody said it. You'll be a bridesmaid, you'll get sex, you'll be fighting 'em off. But not so much as a tongue in sight.

  Bernard : Well, I mean, if you fancy anything, I could always...

  Lydia : Oh, don't be ridiculous, Bernard. I'm not that desperate.

• Tom : Splendid, I thought. What did you think?

  Bernard : I, thought, splendid! What did you think?

  Tom : Splendid, I thought.

• Bernard : Do you think we'd better get back?

  Lydia : We could just wait a few minutes and have another go.

  Bernard : Naughty little rabbit!