Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)

Maynard Eziashi: Ouda

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Quotes 

• Ace : [smiling nervously]  Well, everything here seems good! Big load off my mind, aw God. You can speculate all you want, but unless you check it out for yourself, you never know!

  [face quickly turns serious] 

  Ace : We should head back now.

  Fulton Greenwall : Don't you think you should investigate?

  Ace : There's no reason to go in there. Ever. I sense it as a holy man.

  Fulton Greenwall : But I thought you said...

  Ace : It's DARK! I could fall into a precipice!

  Ouda : [hands him a torch]  Here! Take this

  Ace : Spank you, Helpy Helperton.

• Ace : [Ouda is translating to the Wachootoo]  Did you just refer to me as "White Devil"?

  Ouda : This how they know you.

  Ace : Leave that part out from now on.

• Ace : Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious. And the pottery is lovely.

  Ouda : It's made from guano.

  Ace : Guano! Why's that sounding so familiar?

  [Ace starts licking the remains of the fruit paste from the bottom of the bowl] 

  Fulton Greenwall : Bat droppings.

  [Ace drops the bowl, spitting the remains of the paste and wiping off his tongue] 

  Fulton Greenwall : Guano is their main raw material, they're using it to made a lot of things in the village.

  Ace : Yummie!

• Ouda : [Ace has been hit in both legs by spears]  Are your legs sore? Do you want me to carry you?

  Ace : That's alright, I have an incredibly high threshold for pain

  Ace : [is hit in the butt by dart]  *Holy Monkey!*

• Ouda : [the entire tribe is laughing at Ace, after he's gotten a spear stuck in his leg]  Chief says you make him laugh! You are like sissy girl!

• Wachootoo Chief : Equinsi Ocha! Equinsu Ocha!

  Ouda : He said..

  Ace : Let me guess... . white devil white devil?

  Ouda : Yes! You speak Wachootoo?

• Ace : War is hell. The last thing we want... is a fight.

  Ouda : [translating]  I want to fight. So go to hell.

• Ouda : Chief say if curse of Shikaka not lifted by tomorrow's sun at top of sky - Wachootoo kill all Wachati, and smash your head on a rock.