Clueless (1995)

Brittany Murphy: Tai

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• Tai : Do you think she's pretty?

  Cher : No, she's a full-on Monet.

  Tai : What's a monet?

  Cher : It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?

  Christian : Hagsville.

  Cher : See?

• Tai : Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.

  Cher : That was way harsh, Tai.

• Tai : Man, l'm freaking. l could really use some sort of an herbal refreshment.

  Dionne : Oh, well we do lunch in ten minutes. We don't have any tea, but we have Coke and stuff.

  Tai : No shit. You guys got Coke here?

  Dionne : Well, yeah.

  Cher : Yeah, this is America.

• Tai : Cher, you're a virgin?

  Cher : You say that like it's a bad thing.

  Dionne : Besides, the PC term is "Hymenally challenged".

• Dionne : You're too good for him.

  Tai : If I'm too good for him, then how come I'm not with him?

• Cher : Are you talking about drugs?

  Tai : Yeah.

  Cher : Tai, how old are you?

  Tai : I'll be 16 in May.

  Cher : My birthday is in April and as someone older, can I please give you some advice? It is one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties, but it is quite another to be fried all day.

• Cher : Sporadically. It means once in a while. Try to use it in a sentence.

  Josh : [later]  Be seeing you.

  Tai : Yeah, I hope not sporadically.

• Tai : Shit, you guys, I have never had straight friends before!

• Cher : [an attractive male waiter walks past the girls, who check him out]  Survey says?

  Tai : Doable.

  Dionne : Puny. I like 'em big.

  Cher : Ew I hate muscles!

  Tai : You know I don't really mind either way. Just as long as his you-know-what isn't crooked. I really hate that.

• Tai : Man, this party is ragin'.

  Cher : Let's do a lap before we commit to a location.

• Tai : Hey, did you see that?

  Cher : Ugh. Skateboards. That's like so five years ago.

• Tai : Ugh, Cher, I don't want to do this anymore, and my buns they don't feel nothing like steel.

  Cher : Okay, It will get easier. I promise. Just as long as we do it every day, not just sporadically.

  Tai : How do you know if we're doing it sporadically?

  Cher : That's another thing Tai we've got to work on your accent and vocabulary. See sporadic means once in a while. Try and use it in a sentence today.

  Tai : Alright.

  Cher : From now on, we're alternating 'Cindy Crawford's Aerobicize' and 'Buns Of Steel' and reading one nonschool book a week. My first book is 'Fit Or Fat'.

  Tai : Mine is 'Men Are From Mars', 'Women Are From Venus'.

  Cher : Good. That takes care of our minds and bodies, but we should do something good for mankind or the planet for a couple of hours.

• Tai : Wow, you guys talk like grown-ups!

  Cher : Well, this is a really good school.

• Tai : You think I'm a mentally challenged airhead?

  Cher : I never said that, I just think you two wouldn't mesh.

• Cher : What do you say we go bump into people?

  Tai : Yeah, I'm cool with that.

• Josh : [singing]  Rollin' with the homies.

  Tai : [repeating, also singing]  Rollin' with the homies.

• Cher : [sees a hot male waiter]  Look at him.

  Tai : Oooh, baby, break me off a piece of that.

• Cher : Don't sell yourself short now. You've got something going that no one in this school has.

  Tai : Oh, I'm not a virgin.

  Cher : l mean mystery.

• Cher : [Travis accidentally spills beer on Cher's satin shoes]  This is so not fixable.

  Travis : It's a small price to pay to the party gods. Look, look. I'll make amends. How about some chronic shit?

  Cher : Well, it's the least you can do.

  Tai : Let's spark it.

• Tai : See that - almost destroyed my buzz.

  Cher : I'm still baked.

• Tai : [crying]  It's my hips, isn't it.

• Tai : l like him.

  Cher : Do you think that he likes you?

  Tai : Yeah.

  Cher : How do you know?

  Tai : Like - little things, you know? He always - he finds some sort of way to touch me or tickle me. Do you remember the time at the frat when l was totally depressed and he asked me to dance with him and he was really flirty?