Four Rooms (1995)

Marc Lawrence: Sam the Bellhop

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• [first lines] 

  Sam the Bellhop : We used to have 50 on staff here. 50! I'm the only one left. It all comes down to one schmuck: me. The night-shift bellhop. What the hell is that, a bellhop? Huh, what is that? You know where the name comes from? Huh? From someone stupid! Some schmuck rings and bell and ya hop, you hop front and center.

• Sam the Bellhop : You wanna get a tip? Hold your hand out. That's right. Now, uh, smile. Give me a smile. Give me a smile. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, if the cocksucker doesn't pay ya, you say to yourself, uh, "Fuck you, Jack. " You know what I mean? You never miss. Tell you something else: Keep your cock in your pants.

• Sam the Bellhop : Listen, kid, stay clear of - night clerks, kids, hookers, and married arguments.

• Ted the Bellhop : Did you ever meet any of the old stars, then?

  Sam the Bellhop : What, are you kiddin'? I took Rin Tin Tin out for a shit, for Christ's sakes.