GoldenEye (1995)

Desmond Llewelyn: Q

Quotes 

• [Bond picks up a sandwich roll, studying it like a gadget] 

  Q : Don't touch that! It's my lunch!

• [Q has blown up a dummy with an explosive pen] 

  Q : Don't say it...

  James Bond : The writing is on the wall.

  Q : Along with the rest of him.

• Q : A pen. This is a Class 4 grenade. Three clicks arms the four-second fuse, another three disarms it.

  [Bond takes the pen, clicks three times] 

  James Bond : How long did you say the fuse was?

  [Q takes the pen back and disarms it] 

  Q : Oh grow up, 007.

  James Bond : They always said the pen was mightier than the sword.

  Q : Thanks to me they were right!

• [Q appears, wheelchair-bound with his leg in a cast] 

  James Bond : Morning, Q. Sorry about the leg. Skiing?

  [Q's leg "cast" fires a rocket across the room] 

  Q : Hunting!

• Q : Right. Now pay attention, 007. First, your new car - BMW Agile 54 with gears. All points radar. Self destruct system. And, naturally, all the usual refinements. Now, this I'm particularly proud of - behind the headlights, stinger missiles!

  James Bond : Excellent, just the thing for unwinding after a rough day at the office.

  Q : Need I remind you, 007, that you have a licence to kill, not to break the traffic laws.

• Q : A typical leather belt, size...

  James Bond : Q, I'm familiar with that device.

• Q : Now, a typical leather belt... male, size 34 buckle, notch.

  [Bond is playing with a computer] 

  Q : Are you finished?

  [Bond closes the laptop] 

  James Bond : Yes.

  Q : Good. A typical leather belt...

• Q : Need I remind you, Double-0-seven, that you have a license to kill, not break the traffic laws.

• Q : Don't touch that, that's my lunch