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3/10
A very low-quality movie
bmhustedonline10 April 2006
I gave this movie 3 stars because my (very young) kids seemed to enjoy it, but I really cannot understand how anyone could compare this favorably to Babe the Pig. Babe is a sensitive, entertaining, and even intelligent movie. Gordy is nothing like it. Gordy is cheap, boring, and insulting to anyone with a modicum of intelligence. The acting is poor, the writing predictable, and the hairstyles drove me crazy. It really looked like it was made in 1985 instead of 1995. In contrast, Babe has such a timeless quality about it. My kids don't really like Babe, I assume, because it goes at a slower pace and is not so flashy, but I'm sure that once they are older, they will enjoy it much more than Gordy. Gordy just has no substance. If you are looking for something that you can enjoy with your children, this is not it!
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3/10
Gordy, a "yawn" for the whole family
marty-13319 September 2000
Over the years I have watched many family films that can be just as entertaining for an adult as a child. The recent "Chicken Run" is one that comes to mind. "Gordy", however is not one of these films.

Its plot follows sappy, unentertaining, and stereotypical characters who make fun of a child's intelligence with cheesy humour and predictable actions that leaves out any chance for suspense or laughs.

The only thing this movie provoked me to think about was Gimme a break!"
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4/10
Cute but cheesy. Very cheesy.
RoamingTigress20 April 2010
If you're looking for a very well done, deep movie, I would recommend you to look elsewhere.

I became curious about the movie when my family and I were headed to our vacation to Charleston, SC. This was just shortly before it came out in theaters; the pig playing Gordy was visiting North Carolina (Statesville, I believe) where we stayed overnight. I wanted to see him but the travelling schedule didn't allow it.

I was given Gordy on VHS for Christmas '95 and I've only watched it one other time since. The acting isn't anything to write for nor are the effects for the pig's talking. I have to say though, I thought it was neat seeing a pig swim.
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1/10
Made me proud of my daughter
bobbymeizer26 June 2005
While visiting family with my four year old daughter we found a video of "Gordy" and put it on for her. She loves movies, but after about a half-hour she turned to me and said "I don't like this pig movie". She loves "Babe". It's nice to know she has some taste. The only thing remotely good about this film is Kristy Young, the little girl C&W singer, and the trained piglet seemed like a pretty good swimmer. In the half-hour we watched, the animals never looked like they were talking, the plot was completely uninvolving, and the acting was mediocre at best. One nice thing was finding out the reason that Tom Lester (Eb from "Green Acres") never got anywhere with his career. He's a one-note performer. At least Eb had some decent writers. Now my daughter is happily watching "The Aristocats".
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1/10
Maybe the worse movie of all time
storey977 March 2008
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I sat down with my just turned 5 year old for "Family Movie Night" and we let him pick this off the free video on demand.

Sure the kid loved it, but words cannot describe how awful this movie is. I would rather saw off my head with an electric toothbrush (modified of course) than to watch this movie again.

There are so many parts of this movie that are just completely unbelievable, it makes you want to cry (Ignore the fact that the pig talks and humans can understand him....that's the most believable thing in the movie).

During one scene, the kid and pig are walking down the road lost when all of the sudden the only people in the entire country that know them pass by them in their RV. Granted this is just some country road and the people in the RV are traveling all over the country singing.

Another scene has the bad guys throwing a pig off a couple hundred feet bridge where Cousin Idiot is able to catch the pig in his arms down below without the other people noticing.

The wealthy businessman dies and leaves his company to his young grandson. However, because his grandson is too young to run the company, he gives complete control to Gordy. Gordy is a f'ing pig mind you. The pig is then shown interviewed numerous times on stock market / business type shows where the host asks him a question and the pig snorts a few times in response.

The entire plot seems like it was generated by some drawing board created by a 3 year old. I cannot imagine how this actually got funding to produce or how badly an actor needed a job to look at this script and say "Hell yes, sign me up."
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1/10
A Terrible and Pathetic Movie
CalvinValjean27 April 2007
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Gordy is a truly terrible and pathetic movie, and what's unique is that it was released right before Babe. You'd think that would've caused people to confuse the two; yet Babe went on to be a huge hit and get a Best Picture nomination. That really does speak volumes about the quality of Babe.

Gordy is just terrible on every level, with a story that is badly put together. Gordy's a talking pig looking for his family. He first gets discovered by a little country girl who sings about "checking on your butt" (yes, it's true).

One day they're at some event for a rich family. The rich little boy can't swim, but instead of being scared of the water, as would be normal, he goes right up to the pool and sits on the diving board! And then, as he's getting up, he's actually surprised that he falls in. Turns out the country girl can't swim either. But wouldn't ya know it, the pig can! So Gordy rescues the little rich boy, and now becomes the world's richest pig.

Gordy explains that all animals can really talk, but only simple folks can understand them. This includes innocent children and idiot adults, which becomes an ongoing gag (Cousin Jake is a moron and when the pig talks to him, he can understand! Ho ho!) Eventually Bill Clinton calls (the voice of a bad Clinton imitator) and he can understand Gordy also. Ho ho! (I wonder if they'd have done this same gag if Bush had been president at the time, or would it have been too obvious a joke?).

Although this is a silly premise, at least it's something to go on, but the movie doesn't know how to create a plot from it, so it goes in various directions. We have clichés like the evil boyfriend who wants to marry the rich boy's mother for her money. We have a plot line where Gordy and the rich boy run away, shaking off the evil boyfriend's goons, but it only lasts 20 minutes. Even this can't be stretched out to 90 minutes, so we have pointless scenes that're dragged out for no real reason, such as the entire "butt-check" song, and a depressing sequence where Gordy's family is put in some cruel cock-fight competition.

Gordy's conversations with the rich boy feel very stilted. Of course this is because the kid, not a great actor to begin with, was just talking to a pig on set all day, and the voice for Gordy added later does not seem to actually be talking off of him. The fact that the pig doesn't look like its actually talking does not help.

So Gordy is...bad. Compared to Babe, which was delightful and had a serious story, Gordy is excrement which fails as entertainment.
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2/10
Rather charmless, if you ask me
TheLittleSongbird30 December 2010
I'll keep this seemingly inevitable comparison brief. Whereas Babe is a sweet, enchanting gem of a family film, Gordy for me isn't in the same league, in fact it is on the opposite end of the spectrum. Other than the bright and breezy country and western soundtrack and the fact that Gordy is somewhat adorable, this is rather charmless family fare. Gordy does look rather cheap, not in the scenery, the scenery is nice, but the flat and rushed camera-work does not do it justice. The story is very predictable and never seems to find a direction, the direction is sloppy, the script is tedious and unfunny and a vast majority of the jokes are corny. Add some horrible acting and every barnyard cliché in the book, do we really need the evil boyfriend idea again, and we have a film of low-quality and very little charm, also even for quite a short movie it drags badly. Kids might like it, but to be honest adults might find it an insult to their intelligence. 2/10 Bethany Cox
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RIPP OFF
Bostimore_Marychusetts25 February 2003
This is one of those obvious el cheapo movies that they make quick when they know a bigger more expensive movie involving something similar is coming a couple months later (Babe) The same thing happened with Antz (a bugs life was made first but was more expensive and was released a couple months after Antz while Antz was cheap and quick)
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1/10
Its the bad version of Babe!
mikecozzi9511 May 2011
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When I sat down to watch this Disney movie, I expected to be at least somewhat entertained and remember my childhood. I forgot that I had watched Babe and ended up spending 19.99 for some movie about a pig that tries to save his family for the first 5 minutes and then becomes a CEO of a large corporation on Wall Street. I am not lying people a pig becomes a CEO of a company, a legitimate company! There is this one character who's name I fortunately forgot who sings some hick song and is dressed like Hannah Montana next to Billy Ray Cyrus. The only thing that was enjoyable was a retarded rap song called "Pig Power in the House" by Tag Team. Don't see this movie if you are near sharp objects for reasons I would not disclose. If it were up to me "Gordy" would be bacon right now.
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4/10
Boring
gridoon9 October 2001
Gordy is a pretty cute little pig (that also talks, not too convincingly), I'll grant you that, but "he" is plugged into an uninvolving, cheerless, funless, far-fetched plot. Frankly, it's hard to believe that a pig's life could be so boring. The film too often seems like an excuse for some professional country singers to appear onstage and do their stuff; are there kids who are supposed to find those scenes entertaining? (*1/2)
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3/10
Gordy - One of the Worst Movies of All Time!
jptuttleb1 June 2017
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+JMJ+

I cannot believe I actually sat through this entire movie! It was just BAD. Perhaps the most interesting aspect of the picture was that at times the animals' lips actually looked like they were uttering the lines, and the editor synced up the dialogue audio. I do not know how the filmmakers were able to get the animals to move their mouths like that. (Computer graphics were not yet advanced enough to pull off the job.) I really respect animal trainers and directors willing to work with live animals. Anyway, the Disney movie Gordy had a predictable plot and a poor cast of poor actors. There were few funny parts in the film. The singing was fair I suppose, if you are really into country folk songs.
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10/10
I LOVED this movie!
whimsicalmemory7 September 2006
This movie is PERFECT for watching with the whole family! My 3 year old was laughing out loud the WHOLE time!!! My 12 year old loved it just as much as we did. The plot was simple, so that small children could easily follow along with it. Doug Stone as the father was perfect! I can't say enough good things about this movie! And since there is a 10 line min, apparently I'm going to have to find things to say about it. omg I'like feeling dizzy, sorry ya'll but I took a pain pill for an abcessed tooth, and feeling a little light headed. And STILL it won't let me post this comment, Um..it was a cute movie, honestly. Made me chuckle all 12 thousand times I had to watch it.
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7/10
cute movie
This movie is cute and funny. Granted it is unrealistic but so what? It is a kids movie that all ages can enjoy.The pig is very cute as are the two kids. It has some very funny scenes with Gordy in costumes. It also has some good old country music. Boxcar Willy, Jim Stafford and Roy Clark and other country stars appear as themselves. It is a feel good movie with a happy ending. If you need profanity, nudity, sex,violence or rude and disrespectful kids in a movie in order to like it then skip Gordy. It has none of that. The only dirt in this movie is actual dirt on the pigs. Gordy is a good movie for those who like clean, lighthearted family entertainment.
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4/10
Filming Location
amydriggers19 August 2007
Miss Kitty's, a bar/dance hall that was featured in the movie, "GORDY" was located on Franklin Road in Marietta, GA. It was once a country dance hall known to many locals which went out of business shortly after The Crystal Chandelier opened in Kennesaw, GA...near Marietta. It is now known as "Cowboys" which features many current country artists for their weekend concerts. This was one of the few country bars (believe it or not) that existed in Metro Atlanta. What you see in the movie was what you got! It did look bigger in the movie that I remembered. However, the last time I visited Miss Kitty's was in 1991...21st birthday. Miss Kitty's...RIP. Good fun.
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Terrible. One of the worst movies ever.
GrouchoFan1 July 2003
I had the misfortune of seeing Gordy in the theater at the age of ten. Even then, I couldn't stand it. I saw part of it again the other day on TV. Wow, what a travesty. It was bad enough that the pig didn't actually move his mouth with the words, but you can actually hear him snort over his English. The performances are all horrifically over the top, the plot is ridiculous, there are terrible country songs, and, on at least one occasion, a "tree" that moves when leaned against.

If anyone ever tries to tell you that Gordy is "a good family film" or "almost as good as Babe" or any such thing, don't talk to that person anymore. They are not you're true friend. If you value your soul, steer clear of this epic shame of a picture at all costs.
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4/10
Predictable
Controversial, but I didn't dislike this or think it was as bad as the 3.7 on IMDb suggests or as the promotional material made me think it was going to be. Early animal talking exchanges don't come off well. Bright early moment is Kristy Young performing Your Heart's on the Line. Ted Manson, better known from The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, gives one of the best performances. "Thanks to the hero pig, I'm a shoo in!" is my favourite line from the film. It obviously has a kids appeal, but its ambitions don't extend beyond that. It's all very predictable.
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2/10
i take comfort knowing he's just a bit of bacon now
dokkelly5 June 2011
so,this is a really stupid movie with a stupid plot.i'm not going to waste my time telling you what the plot is.The acting sucks the talking pig effects suck(basically they gave him a bit of chewing gum)and it is just a stupid stupid movie that completely rips off the Bebe story,seriously you'd think it was made by asylum.(oh by the way that girls grin is kinda creepy)but thats not the worst of it.....it got a rap music video!0_0WTF!?aside from that i have nothing else to say but this review has to be at least 10 lines long so i might as while say this.Has anybody seen my keys,i think i left them at school but i cant help feeling that ,oh wait thats 10 lines so anyway the movie's stupid and that's pretty much it
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4/10
Watch "Babe" instead
Filvies1443 June 2015
I didn't like this. The story is so badly written, and makes the movie confusing. Babe has a sweet and simple story. Gordy has a story that leads to some stupid business plot about Gordy and a company. It's complex to young children and may even insult their intelligence about how confusing this is. The film is cheap and has aged poorly because it looks more like the 1980s and Gordy doesn't even have his mouth move to what he's really saying. The characters can be one dimensional business men, or kids, and also the acting for the characters is mediocre. Gordy may be cute, but his voice can be a little annoying. It's really a bad film that I would rather people watch Babe than this. Also, the film is just dull and predictable in the middle. I give this a 4/10. I doubt you'll really like this unless you're a huge fan of pigs.
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3/10
Harmless, but also sloppily constructed and featuring a disjointedly constructed story
IonicBreezeMachine2 March 2023
On the foreclosed Meadowbrook Farm, a young piglet named Gordy (voiced by Justin Garms) embarks on a journey to find his family after his mother, father, and siblings are all sold and taken up north. On the road Gordy is taken in by traveling country singers Luke McAllister (Doug Stone), Luke's daughter Jinnie Sue (Kristy Young), and Cousin Jake (Tom Lester). After playing an engagement for the wealthy Royce family consisting of family patriarch industrialist Henry Royce (Ted Manson), Ted's daughter Jessica (Deborah Hobart), Jessica's boyfriend Gilbert Sipes (James Donadio), and Jessica's lonely son Hanky (Michael Roescher), Gordy becomes a hero after saving Hanky from accidentally drowning in a swimming pool. The McAllisters give Gordy to Hanky and soon Hanky is able to understand Gordy because he "took the time to listen". Meanwhile Henry capitalizes on Gordy's "Hero pig" image much to the ire of Jessica and Gilbert who want Jessica to be the face of the company as Gilbert tries to sabotage Gordy's image.

Gordy is 1994 family film that is notable for coming out slightly before the superficially similar (but much more successful) Babe. Gordy had actually started back in the 60s with writers Jay Sommers and Dick Chevillat of Green Acres who tailored the original script then titled "Waldo" as a vehicle for Arnold the Pig who appeared on the series. The script remained un produced for several decades until it was eventually acquired by Sybil Robson for her company Robson Entertainment in 1993 10 years after Sommers and Chevillat had passed on. A re-write was subsequently done by Leslie Stevens who was credited as co-writer alongside Sommers and Chevillat with the latter two receiving story credit. The film was eventually acquired by Miramax and theatrically released in May 1995 where it opened at number 8 at the box office behind several holdovers and the number one opening of Crimson Tide and the film only wound up earning $3.9 million against a $6-7 million budget. Robson blamed the underperformance on the lackluster distribution with Miramax which coupled with the toxic threatening attitudes of one of Miramax's executives lead to Robson getting a settlement from the company (at least according to various news sites). All these years later Gordy has largely been forgotten with the exception of the occasional riffing by online comedians or semi-memetic appeal of one of its songs, but aside from that Gordy is harmless but it's also bland and sloppily constructed.

Despite the fact the movie went theatrical, the filmmaking has a very direct-to-video or TV movie of the week type feel with the opening shots of Meadowbrook coupled with the lackluster animal voiceover techniques just leaves the film feeling very lacking. Granted it's not the worst I've seen as projects like Going Bananas or Nukie featured similar scenes done to much poorer effect, but when compared against Disney's Homeward Bound remake which many of the same approaches Gordy did but with more polish this really doesn't cut it. But aside from the technical issues, the story also feels very disjointed with a number of false starts such as the country music family feeling like an unnecessary addition before Gordy winds up with the Royce's. There's also that element of Gordy's speech being able to be understood by Hanky which is built on pretty flimsy logic even by the standards of children's filmmaking and when the film goes into Gordy managing the company with Hanky as his translator (yes, really) it feels massively misguided for the kind of film it is because kids don't generally care about business dealings and marketing so I doubt they'll be all that enthused by scenes of Gordy appearing on Wall Street Week with Louis Rukeyser.

Gordy feels exactly like what it is: Cheap disposable children's entertainment. The fact that this had writers of Green Acres isn't all that surprising as the whole thing does have the feel of a pre-Rural Purge TV project that would've followed the same lines of Mr. Ed or Green Acres, but when you compare it to other animal centric movies from around the same time Gordy isn't worth a viewing especially when other pig centric movies like Charlotte's Web and Babe are right there and better.
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1/10
Ham Handed Crap.
anaconda-4065815 June 2015
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Gordy (1995): Dir: Mark Lewis / Cast: Doug Stone, Deborah Hobart, Kristy Young, Tom Lester, Michael Roescher: Miserable family fare done to the lowest degree of intelligence. Gordy is a little pig setting out to rescue his family who are bound for the slaughterhouse. They can consider it a mercy killing as oppose to being part of this film. Along the way he is befriended by a young girl who is travelling with her father on a country music tour. He rescues a boy from drowning and discovers that his mother is in show business and hasn't time for her son. His mother is under the demands of her greedy manager. When Gordy gains spotlight her manager hires a couple henchmen to dispose of him. It is embarrassing to watch two grown men try to dispose of a pig and act this dumb. Ham handed bore aimed at families in the mood for the pathetically stupid. Obvious conclusion with uninspired directing by Mark Lewis. Dreadful acting by all involved including Deborah Hobart as the boy's mother whose show business spotlight is upstaged by the pig. Kristy Young plays the young country music starlet who leaves the pig with the boy. Doug Stone plays her father in a cardboard role. Tom Lester plays their manager. Michael Roescher plays the airhead kid whom Gordy rescues from drowning. As bad as family films can get. Watch Babe as oppose to this ham handed pile of dirt. Score: 1 / 10
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10/10
A Adventure Fun for The Family
jprice-42 March 2005
I love this film. An adventure takes place from a country farm where Gordy's father taken away up North and later learned that his family joined, he tries to find them.

The pig makes friends with a daughter of a country music singer (Kristy Young), which country music singer Doug Stone plays her father. Later they make friends with a wealthy family which Gordy saves a wealthy son from the pool.

That's a fun movie to watch.

Plus country music singers like Christy Lane, Moe Brandy, Roy Clark, and Tom Lester of "Green Acres" fame appears in this movie as well.

I give it 10 out of 10.
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10/10
Underrated
octagon8818 March 2004
I can't belive that this failed at the box office! and only about 120 imdb useres voted on it, and a 3.3! come on, its a good movie.

The plot was good, the acting, and the whole movie basicly. Best Pig movie I have seen. Its as good as Babe.

I just know that this would be in the bottom 100 if more people would vote on it, Poor Gordy.

I Grew up in this film It is a good movie. I give it a 7
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10/10
Extremely Underrated!
katie_thegreat8 November 2012
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After reading such negative reviews on here, I just had to step in and write a review! Gordy came out when I was 6, so it was prime time for me. Gordy became one of my favorite movies, along with "The Road To El Dorado" and "The Lion King" and many more. Granted "Babe" was a big hit and a family favorite for many, I would say Gordy is just as good, if not better than Babe. I admit it may be corny to those older than 10, but it definitely a good choice for a young one. The actors are a little cheesy, but the talking animals are too cute. The plot is interesting as the main character, Gordy, is trying to save his family, so of course the story is good for little ones to learn family values.
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10/10
Cute movie
konover29 June 2002
I guess it depends on your taste, but I saw this movie when I was 19. I was dragged by parents to see this with my 8 year old brother. I was sucked into the story and found myself enjoying the movie tremendously. I've always recommended the movie to anyone who has little kids. People compare this to "Babe" a lot since both movies came out at the same time. However, I found that I was bored by "Babe", so I guess I'm one of the few people who gives "Gordy" higher marks than "Babe". Some people say the plot is far-fetched or contrived or whatever, but come on, people. It's a movie for little kids.
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8/10
It was sorta funny.
DatCrazyRater1517 September 2014
The opening of the movie was kinda boring, so I thought it would be not so good at first, but in the end, it was really funny. I rated this 6/10 about 40 minutes after watching the beginning of the movie because it was getting funnier, but when it got to where Gordy fell in the swimming pool, I decided to change it to an 8/10. When Gordy fell in a swimming pool to save a little boy, I literally laughed my butt off watching Gordy swim. That was the funniest scene I ever saw in this movie. Gordy's voice kinds reminds me of Andy Barclay from Child's Play and Child's Play 2. Gordy's a brave piglet who saved his family from a slaugther house, most piglets would be scared of one. If you're gonna call anything a ripoff, it'd be Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale (It was so unspeakably awful, I couldn't last 3 minutes after it. It's a hobo's version of Gordy) or one of South Park's top 10 worst episodes where they ripped off the whole plot by making 4 retarded idiots with annoying voices saving baby cows from a slaugther house (That too, is a hobo's Gordy).
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