Leo Geter: Barry Simms
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Barry Simms : There is help for people like you. It's called electroshock therapy. C'mon, you don't really believe Michael Myers is actually alive?
Tommy Doyle : Micahel's work isn't done in Haddonfield, and soon, very soon, he'll come home to kill again. But this time I'll be ready.
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Beth : We are not going to allow the powers that be tell us what to do anymore. For years Halloween represented everything wrong with Haddonfield, but Michael Myers is gone. There is no Boogeyman.
Barry Simms : Dang Tim! Does she get this riled up in the sack? I bet she wears crotchless panties and barks like a dog!
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Barry Simms : OK, next caller. We have Duanne on the line. What's on your feeble excuse for a brain?
caller : Well Barry, I'm a big fan, I listen to your show all the time. I can't believe you're really going to be paying a little visit to our little town tommorrow.
Barry Simms : Do you have a point to make Duanne or should I continue spanking the monkey?
caller : Oh Barry, you're too much. I know things are different now in the ninties: gays in the military, cut off your husband's dooginger and become a national hero, so I don't see the point in bringing back Halloween to Haddonfield...
Barry Simms : Wank, wank. Thank you Duanne.
[cuts him off]
