Kicking and Screaming (1995)

Josh Hamilton: Grover

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• Grover : I like that you drink. I like a bartender who drinks. Otherwise I feel like I'm being poisoned.

• Grover : Ok, the way I see it, if we were an old couple, dated for years, graduated, away from all these scholastic complications, and I reached over and kissed you, you wouldn't say a word, you'd be delighted, probably, but if I was to do that now it'd be quite forward, and if I did it the first time we ever met you probably would hit me.

  Jane : What do you mean?

  Grover : I just wish we were an old couple so I could do that.

• Grover : Oh, I've been to Prague. Well, I haven't "been to Prague" been to Prague, but I know that thing, that, "Stop shaving your armpits, read the Unbearable Lightness of Being, date a sculptor, now I know how bad American coffee is thing... "

  Jane : They have good beer there.

  Grover : "... now I know how bad American beer is thing."

• Jane : Sometimes you can be such a child.

  Grover : Yeah, but if I was a child you'd find that endearing.

• Grover : You know, despite my efforts, my intense efforts to do nothing... things happen anyway.

• Grover : Gotta go sleep with a freshman.

  Max : Yeah, me too.

• Grover : Prague... you'll come back a bug...

• Grover : Wouldn't that have been embarrassing if I had worn my goatee tonight?

• Grover : You know, even though all 618 of us were wearing caps and gowns out there today, I couldn't help but think it was a coincidence that we were both wearing black.

• Max : That was more of a yield at that stop sign.

  Grover : I broke, thanks.

  Max : No, it was more of a yield.