Cold Lazarus (1996– )
David Siltz: Harry, do you have to be so fucking vulgar all the time?
Karl: [just smoked a cigarette] Ten years prison...
Martina Masdon: And the good old-fashioned needle-death if you sell it!
Kaya: [drinking coffee for the first time] It gives you... an elevation.
Emma Porlock: Wants me Drunk! Nasty man...
Cop: You have an intruder!
Martina Masdon: I'm doing some important research. I'm trying to put brains in a man's ass.
Sexologist: And I'm sure when I use my neuropeptides to tickle the particular area of the hypothalamus I have in mind, I will be able to offer up to you a Proud Pair of Knockers!
Lab Nerd: [has hysterics]
Sexologist: I don't know why you should find it so funny when I descend into what I believe IS the vernacular...
Policeman: Occam? You refer to the Antique Monk
Police Force: [skirmish with RON terrorists. No regard for bystanders]
Fyodor: [tragic Russian Violins] I did not know you were going to that restaurant. Christolo! You could have been killed.
David Siltz: He's a Friend. A Friend is a Friend is a Friend.
Policeman: A RON is a RON is a RON.