Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996–2003)

Caroline Rhea: Hilda Spellman, Fay Wray

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• Hilda : What's my bra doing on the roof?

  Salem : Erm, the squirrels needed a nutfeeder...

• Hilda : A cat is doing an imitation of me kissing my niece's vice-principal. So this is my lowest point.

• Hilda : I just haven't turned myself into wind in years.

  Salem : Would cabbage help?

• Zelda : So that was a dead end, but I think if we systematically retrace your steps over the last three months...

  Hilda : [Interrupting]  Sometimes I think you actually work at being annoying.

  Zelda : No, not really.

• Zelda : I think he's too young for me. He's so excited about the turn of the century.

  Hilda : I know, really. I partied like it was 1699, 1799, 1899 - in 1999, I'm staying home.

• Zelda : [Sabrina's going on a trip]  Wear seat belts! Watch the road! Avoid ice! Don't pass on mountain roads!

  Hilda : Have fun?

  Zelda : That's implied.

• Zelda : He just needs to remember his childhood dreams. You know what? I am going out and get him a copy of 'What color is your parachute'

  Hilda : Oh what a sweet idea.

  [Zelda leaves] 

  Hilda : [to Sabrina]  It will never work. You'd better use magic.

• Hilda : Ah ha! You were measuring behind my back. You were going to redecorate Sabrina's room without me!

  Zelda : I didn't think you'd mind.

  Hilda : Why not?

  Zelda : Because you're a kind and giving person... And you have no taste.