The Steve Harvey Show (1996–2002)

Merlin Santana: Romeo Santana

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Quotes 

• Regina : You only get one shot and you cannot miss.

  Romeo : Man, Romeo don't miss! Now, I want the twenty dollars in three un-marked five-dollar bills.

  Regina : Remind me to speak to Mr. Wilson, the math teacher.

• Bullethead : Hey guys, let's get going. I gotta meet my date!

  Steve : A date?

  Romeo : Yeah. I'm as shocked as you are, Mr. Hightower, but it's true! Bullethead's got a chickenhead!

• [at studio with Teddy Riley] 

  Romeo : [on phone]  Miss Jenkins, I'm at the studio with Teddy Riley right now.

  Lovita : [sarcastically]  Sure, Romeo... and me and Barry White are here trading perm secrets.

  Steve : [talking to himself]  I just hope they don't ask that boy to read.