The Cable Guy (1996)
George Segal: Steven's Father
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Quotes
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[they are playing Porno Password - the password is "Vagina"]
Chip Douglas : Penis. Penis. Penis...?
Robin Harris : Vagina?
Chip Douglas : YES! She said "vagina"! She said "vagina"!
Steven's father : I would've said "schlong".
Chip Douglas : Great. Now we're starting to get this.
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[Steven has had enough playing "Porno Password" after being told the password is "clitoris"]
Steven Kovacs : I can't say that to my mother!
Steven's father : She can handle it.
The Cable Guy : It's just skin, Steven.
Steven Kovacs : I don't want to do it any more!
Steven's father : You're overreacting.
Steven Kovacs : No! You're all being fooled by him! He's not like this! H-He's a lunatic and a felon!
The Cable Guy : Whoa! Everybody just relax. We knew this would happen.
Steven Kovacs : Nothing is happening! Nothing is happening!
The Cable Guy : This is a safe place. You're with people who love you.
Robin Harris , Steven's father , Steven's Mother : We love you.
Steven Kovacs : I hate you! Get out of my life!
The Cable Guy : He's projecting all of his anger onto me. Maybe I should go.
Robin Harris : [to Cable Guy] No.
[to Steven]
Robin Harris : Steven, you are being an asshole!
Steven Kovacs : What?
The Cable Guy : Do you see what's happening? You're hitting bottom.
[Cable Guy gets up from the couch and starts moving towards Steven]
Steven Kovacs : You stay away from me!
The Cable Guy : This is where the healing begins. Come on. Come on!
[quickly leans in close to Steven and whispers]
The Cable Guy : Robin showed me the birthmark on her left shoulder. It's *very* sexy
[slurps with his tongue]
The Cable Guy : [Steven proceeds to deck him; the family members gather around him in shock]
The Cable Guy : [nursing his wound] Thank you for the delightful evening, everyone. I guess I'll be leaving now.
[to Steven]
The Cable Guy : I forgive you. I only hope my neurologist will feel the same.
